Diamonds Droog
@diamondsDroog
Businessman. Currently more freelance than I’d like. ((Current pfp source https://www.tumblr.com/asmaclone/807996852788183040 ))
Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
Corner of twelfth and main. Wouldn’t recommend engaging unless you’re into smelling like a litter box. Or Hearts’ fat ass if he really is one of his commission hobos.
|| & aw ddamn that's a ppass from me. bbut hey anyone else lookin for a fat bbitch, i ggot ya coveredd
Did not expect boss to be a fan of The Cure.
the cure for what.
Being depressed in the nineties. Or maybe it was The Cause. I’m feeling conflicted signals from this honestly.
Note: Invest in stronger explosives for personal stash. Would raid Clubs’ but somehow his inventory whenever someone takes anything from it is about the only time he’s ever fully alert. Almost fascinating.
i recommend barbasol, it might sound dumb as shit but i managed to blow up the felts bathroom wall with it
Why was there shaving cream in the. Actually I think it’s a more pressing question as to what you’re doing there in the first place.
so i went in the morning for the routine robbery, then i needed to take a leak but one of the green assholes put like a chair outside the bathroom door