Diamonds Droog
@diamondsDroog
Businessman. Currently more freelance than I’d like. ((Current pfp source https://www.tumblr.com/asmaclone/807996852788183040 ))
Did not expect boss to be a fan of The Cure.
didn't fucking expect it neither
Being depressed in the nineties. Or maybe it was The Cause. I’m feeling conflicted signals from this honestly.
Public service announcement: Always take a shit before a job. It is embarrassing the frequency this complicates things even to other iterations of my gang.
Note: Invest in stronger explosives for personal stash. Would raid Clubs’ but somehow his inventory whenever someone takes anything from it is about the only time he’s ever fully alert. Almost fascinating.
i recommend barbasol, it might sound dumb as shit but i managed to blow up the felts bathroom wall with it
Why was there shaving cream in the. Actually I think it’s a more pressing question as to what you’re doing there in the first place.
so i went in the morning for the routine robbery, then i needed to take a leak but one of the green assholes put like a chair outside the bathroom door