Diamonds Droog
@diamondsDroog
Businessman. Currently more freelance than I’d like. ((Current pfp source https://www.tumblr.com/asmaclone/807996852788183040 ))
I’d say something about gratuitous use of the word bitch harming our brand but apparently people get about as equally upset at using “dame” nowadays. Maybe moreso depending on the circle. Hell of a world.
People don't like "dame" anymore? That's bananas!
u jst hav 2 say ur a feminidt after each bitch
Saw a down-and-out in Midnight City last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “I need a fat bitch”. What could this mean?
It means "I need a fat bitch." Pretty simple dude.
he needs a fat bitch. stupid.
Either you lost a crap ton of weight in the last twelve minutes or you’ve got a degenerate buddy down the street trying to take your girls.
Corner of twelfth and main. Wouldn’t recommend engaging unless you’re into smelling like a litter box. Or Hearts’ fat ass if he really is one of his commission hobos.
|| & aw ddamn that's a ppass from me. bbut hey anyone else lookin for a fat bbitch, i ggot ya coveredd
|| & you cant tell me what to ddo, you're not my real lusus (i am sorry i will leave now)
Did not expect boss to be a fan of The Cure.
didn't fucking expect it neither
Being depressed in the nineties. Or maybe it was The Cause. I’m feeling conflicted signals from this honestly.
Public service announcement: Always take a shit before a job. It is embarrassing the frequency this complicates things even to other iterations of my gang.
Note: Invest in stronger explosives for personal stash. Would raid Clubs’ but somehow his inventory whenever someone takes anything from it is about the only time he’s ever fully alert. Almost fascinating.
i recommend barbasol, it might sound dumb as shit but i managed to blow up the felts bathroom wall with it
Why was there shaving cream in the. Actually I think it’s a more pressing question as to what you’re doing there in the first place.
so i went in the morning for the routine robbery, then i needed to take a leak but one of the green assholes put like a chair outside the bathroom door