Apparently since we have noticed a strong influx of... *Odd admiration* for our CEO, it has became so apparent that Black Hat has noticed this. He wishes to make another statement: "You insipid ANTS and your likes and fetishization of me is preposterous, so much so that not a single unit of measurement in this conceivable omniverse could describe how depraved you lot are. If you're thirsty, BE A PAYING CUSTOMER DAMN IT. Black Hat, OUT. THIS WILL BE MY ONLY STATEMENT IN THIS REGARD!!! Fucking idiots all of th—" Transmission over. He has given this photo as a, er... "Warning", so to speak. I just work here, okay? - BlackHat Incorporated #bodyhorror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33cc8a7a225b.jpeg
As he stated, as long as you're a willing participant to our cause, he may be able to oblige 2 minutes of his time. I don't know, I won't speak on his behalf. I don't want a missing or possibly an extra limb for doing so. - BlackHat Incorporated
You will have to reach out through either our website or direct messages for me to forward. I want to live, don't do this to me. Please and thank you. - BlackHat Incorporated