what?? no. who the fuck said we were dating?? was it my mom??? i swear to fuck i get enough of this shit from her. like even if i WAS holding hands with her - OR ANYBODY!!! - there's no way she actually would have seen it unless she has fucking eagle-tier prybulbs! kassia is cool and a good friend and we aren't gonna read into that. okay?? can we do that caddie??? or is your fuckin, gossip gland just completely engorged today?????