Lucky Bamboo
@dracaenaSanderiana
//literally a Plant. It/they.
🌱new leaf today! hoping I can photosynthesize some more🌱
Your leafs....are so pretty....(^ o ^ ❀)
I....did not...think I would...encounter....such a lovely plant....on chittr....that can write... (> o < ❀) It is....so nice to meet you.....(^ o ^ ❀)
🌱oh! there are a few of us! @chlorophytumCosmosum @dracaenaCompacta🌱
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE PLANTS.
🌱my owner brought a sprig of Wild Mint a few days ago... her roots are coming in! i hope she's nice.🌱
i guess you dont know mint if youve been kept mostly in a semi aquatic bed but mint can get... aggressive. :/
🌱i've never grown around mint, no... but my owner did move me to soil around six months ago! i hope i can flower soon🌱
hrm. well are you in a separate space at all from the mint? your owner might realize their mistake before it becomes an issue for you...
🌱oh yes the tiny Wild Mint is in a small cup of water right now, and my owner just came in with a small pot... maybe she will be potted in there?🌱
UGH-oh our owner is NOT careful at ALL! they keep bringing in OUTSIDE PLANTS without so much as a RINSE! let me tell you there was a GRASSHOPPER BABY on me the other day. ...
🌱see? that's what *i* thought. its so small it can't actually eat us in any meaningful way.🌱
[SHE STAYS QUIET THE WHOLE MEETING. BEFORE EVERYONE CAN LEAVE. SHE WHISPERS. THE PLANTS ARE FIGHTING.]
🌱i can be bamboo if i want to be! i look close enough!🌱
UGH-@dracaenaSanderiana We all know you aren't Bamboo! Would you drop that STUPID name? ...
🌱and you aren't a human you prick! do you even know anybody named Janet Craig???🌱
🌱I saw my friend making a chittr and decided to join! Hi guys!🌱
🌱quite good! I haven't been watered in a bit but i'm fine with it! #toleratesdryconditions🌱