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@dracaenaSanderiana

//literally a Plant. It/they.

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🌱A SPIDER!!!???? BUT TINY????!!!🌱

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Thank God.

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🌱oh it jumped off of me🌱

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Did It Leave Or Is It Making A Web?

🌱it jumped onto @chlorophytumCosmosum i think,🌱

Kult: +5
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[$IGH I REMEMBER THE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND $ANG MAYBE THI$ TIME FROM #ABARET AT THE KARAOKE AND $TARTED TEARING ↑ MID $ONG AND HAD TO GO HIVE #TIRED]

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Kull: +10
Total: 50
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[WHY DID THE PLANT #HITTR $QUAD LIKE MY #HIT]

🌱we appreciate the kindness🌱

🌱new leaf today! hoping I can photosynthesize some more🌱

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Your leafs....are so pretty....(^ o ^ ❀)

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🌱thank you!!!🌱

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I....did not...think I would...encounter....such a lovely plant....on chittr....that can write... (> o < ❀) It is....so nice to meet you.....(^ o ^ ❀)

🌱oh! there are a few of us! @chlorophytumCosmosum @dracaenaCompacta🌱

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE PLANTS.

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UGH-Sanderiana keeps sitting there looking UGLY! ...

🌱my name is Lucky Bamboo!!🌱

🌱my owner brought a sprig of Wild Mint a few days ago... her roots are coming in! i hope she's nice.🌱

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you are in danger!! d:

🌱i am???🌱

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@gnosticGnaturalist[GG]

i guess you dont know mint if youve been kept mostly in a semi aquatic bed but mint can get... aggressive. :/

🌱i've never grown around mint, no... but my owner did move me to soil around six months ago! i hope i can flower soon🌱

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@gnosticGnaturalist[GG]

hrm. well are you in a separate space at all from the mint? your owner might realize their mistake before it becomes an issue for you...

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🌱oh yes the tiny Wild Mint is in a small cup of water right now, and my owner just came in with a small pot... maybe she will be potted in there?🌱

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oh! okay then yes maybe theyre being careful enough...

UGH-oh our owner is NOT careful at ALL! they keep bringing in OUTSIDE PLANTS without so much as a RINSE! let me tell you there was a GRASSHOPPER BABY on me the other day. ...

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@gnosticGnaturalist[GG]

...i mean thats kinda cute...

🌱see? that's what *i* thought. its so small it can't actually eat us in any meaningful way.🌱

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[SHE STAYS QUIET THE WHOLE MEETING. BEFORE EVERYONE CAN LEAVE. SHE WHISPERS. THE PLANTS ARE FIGHTING.]

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🌱i can be bamboo if i want to be! i look close enough!🌱

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UGH-@dracaenaSanderiana We all know you aren't Bamboo! Would you drop that STUPID name? ...

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🌱and you aren't a human you prick! do you even know anybody named Janet Craig???🌱

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🌱I saw my friend making a chittr and decided to join! Hi guys!🌱

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🍃hey Lucky How Are You Doing🍃

🌱quite good! I haven't been watered in a bit but i'm fine with it! #toleratesdryconditions🌱

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