I AM BEING SLANDERdd, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii wwoouulldd nnoott aanndd ccaannoonntt ppuunniisshh aannyyoonnee eexxcceepptt mmyysseellff , ppeerrhhaappss iitt iiss rriigghhtt ooff mmee ttoo ppuunniisshh mmssyyeellff ffoorr lleettttiinngg tthhiiss hhaappppeenn iinn tthhee ffiirrsstt ppllaaccee, tthhaatt sseeeemm,ss,, lliikkee tthhee rriigghhtt ccoouurrssee ooff aaccttiioonn , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
HEY! NO! YOU’RE LETTING THE OFFENDER WIN! DON’T BE A CHUMP! SOMEONE HAS SLIGHTED YOU! DON’T TAKE IT LYING DOWN! IF YOU CAN’T GET THE PERP THEN AT LEAST PRINT OUT A PICTURE AND THROW DARTS AT IT LIKE THE REST OF US! DISCIPLINING YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN’T DO ONLY MAKES YOU LOOK WEAKER! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK WEAK? I DON’T THINK SO! 𓂃✍︎
iivvee bbeeeenn tt oolldd , mmyy wweeaakknneessss iiss, ppaarrtt ooff wwhhggyy tthheeyy kkeeeepp mmee aarroonnuudd ,, bbuutt ii ddeeffeerr ttoo yyoouu, ssiinnccee yyoouu sseeeemm ttoo kknnooww wwhhaatt yyoouurree ttaallkkiinn gg aabboouutt ,, ;U; -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
NO DON’T DO THAT! I’M WAY BELOW YOU IN TERMS OF PRETTY MUCH EVERY METRIC EXCEPT WORTH ETHIC AND MAYBE GENERAL PERSPIRATION LEVELS! I’M SUPPOSED TO DEFER TO YOU! 𓂃✍︎
wwuugghh,,, nnoo , ii aamm ,, llooww-rruunngg,, aa mmeerree aassssiissttaanntt,,, mmyy cclloosseenneessss wwiitthh tthhee bboossss ooff ABG INC. iiss mmeerreellyy iinncciiddeennttaall,,, ii aamm, , aa sshhooww ppoonnyy,, aa pphhoottoo ccooppiieerr,,, aa ppeenncciill sshhaarrppeenneerr,,, tthhee ccooffffeeee ffeettcchheerr,, , tthhee ccaallll ttaakkeerr,,, tthhiiss iiss mmyy ppllaaccee aanndd ii uunnddeerrssttaanndd iitt yyoouu hhaavvee aann aaccttuuaall ppllaaccee oonn tthhee ccoorrppoorraattee llaaddddeerr, hhoowweevveerr llooww , aanndd iitt iiss ffoorr tthhaatt rreeaassoo nn, tthhaatt ii ddeeffeerr ttoo yyoouu , sseeyymmoorr ccoobbllooff ii rreessppeecctt yyoouurr wwoorrkk eetthhiicc ggrreeaattllyy ssoo eevvnnee, iiff ii ,, ddiiddnntt bbeelliieevvee, ii wwaass bbeellooww yyoouu , ii wwoouulldd ssttiillll ddeeffeerr , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ARE THOSE THINGS NOT IMPORTANT? KEEPING PENCILS SHARP HELPS EVERYONE WRITE DOWN ALL THE NITTY GRITTY IMPORTANT LITTLE DETAILS! PHOTO COPIER? EVERYONE GETS A COPY! AND CAFFEINATED BROWN SLUDGE HELPS EVERYONE STAY ENERGIZED! YOU HELP EVERYONE DO WHAT THEY NEED AND GET WHAT THEY NEED! THAT SORT OF THING KEEPS A COMPANY RUNNING! YEAH YOU’RE A COG IN THE MACHINE, BUT AN IMPORTANT ONE! IT’S DOING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE WHO YOU ASSIST A DISSERVICE TO MINIMIZE YOUR POSITION LIKE THAT! 𓂃✍︎
;//; hh ookkaa yy tthhaannkk yyoo uu, mmrr ccoobbllooff , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]