Hello, all. This is Roxy's mom, @tiresianThaumaturge. I'll take this time to update you on what's been happening. Two nights ago, the group known pretentiously as "Clockwork Inc," for reasons unknown, abducted her to perform a nonconsensual brain surgery. This violation implanted a chip in their head which suppressed their ability to feel emotions, as well as repressing memories with particularly emotional associations. They couldn't recognize their own partners. @empyreansApothehosis will be performing a much more ethical surgery to remove the chip. I'm told it will take the better part of tonight and tomorrow. I'll update you all as the situation develops, but I have to believe Aradym will remove the chip safely. Message me directly if you have any questions. Tomorrow, though. I need sleep. Stay vigilant.
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Evidently. I hear the sound of thousands of hands waiving in dismissive unison, their owners crying the same thought-terminating refrain, echoing across the Chittrverse: "Ultself Bullshit."