
Can't even be myself without my friends sending me to the gallows..........
𖦤 Something / something / smile / on / your / face :||
𖦤 Oh / no / my / b / it / was / laugh / along / the / way :||
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How would you kill me, Dionis?

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i w0u1d never. [END MESSAGE]
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A bitch can't have anything.

No, I choose the funniest dialogue option available to me.
