happy pride month! i'm not gay but my best friend who has been demoted because he apparently had no idea we were dating is.
JOHN YOU NEVER TOLD ME THATS SOMETHING WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT
and then right after you go "haha woah that was fun!" and then chit about how im your best buddy so i thought i was living in a fucking nightmare dimension where this was apparently normal for friends and bro was calling you my boyfriend to mock me because we werent actually dating aND JOHN IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU
you have been balls deep inside me on multiple occasions. i've said i love you more times than i can possibly count. how much more intimate can it get??? jeez! (#nsfw definitely this time.)
Yes!
oh my god dude dont say that shit on here this is humiliating enough
