do not try to make chocolate milk with almond milk. it will still taste like almond milk and it is gross!!!! #psa #sonotawesome

No shit, Sherlock.
thanks dirk. super insightful. this is the most riveting thing anyone has ever contributed to a post of mine basically ever. i am deeply intrigued and on the edge of my seat awaiting what you might say next you asswipe.

You really want me to be insightful about the fact you mixed chocolate syrup in almond milk and expected it to taste much more different than almond milk with chocolate syrup? You really should try lactose free milk if you're gonna cry about it tasting like almond milk.
yes actually. god forbid i figured adding flavoring would change the flavor. you should try being less of a shitbrained asshole. we can both try new things, hehe. :B

I might be relegated to not being an asshole to a certain Jakey Wakey, but I'm not obligated to extend that courtesy to other HarleyBertCrockEnglish bitches.