← @pipeFan

Thinking about how my son’s baby shower took place shortly after a meteor shower.

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

How beautiful. And a funeral too.

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I’m proud of you son. And so grateful that my wish came down from the sky before I ever had the chance to make it.

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Rest in peace, mom.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

aww. you're embarrassing me.

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Hello David. Staying out of trouble I presume?

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

yeah im totally keeping myself on the straight and narrow

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I’m proud of you son. Keep up the good work. You’re always welcome here, you know.

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

okay fuck i cant lie to you ive been doing dogshit work sorry to burst your fatherly bubble

My statement still withstanding. Though I appreciate your honesty. Only a real man has the guts to admit when things aren't going smoothly.

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

damn right my allergies must be hittin me what the fuck

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