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Rose’s Cat Has Decided To Make My Stomach It’s Place Of Rest I Am Now Unable To Move Lest I Disturb The Creature

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The Downside Is It Keeps Trying To Eat My Chicken Taquitos

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the price of all affection, shared snacks.

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It Keeps Trying To Put Its Face In My Hand Is It Declaring War On Me

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it thinks you are very nice and it is just hoping for some yummy chicken taquitos. which of course you cannot possibly provide without risking its tummy.

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I See. So It Appears The Beast And I Are At A Stalemate As I Am Unable To Provide The Taquitos Due To Its Fragile Internals Yet It Craves Some Regardless

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it also probably just enjoys your company! cats tend only to lay on people they find relaxed and pleasant.

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I See I See.. So It Is Befriending Me Then. How Intriguing

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is it rumbling at you? if so that's purring and is usually a very good sign.

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It Is. How Odd. I Believe I Now Have A New Ally In My Arsenal

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hehe, im glad you made a friend!