Rose’s Cat Has Decided To Make My Stomach It’s Place Of Rest I Am Now Unable To Move Lest I Disturb The Creature
The Downside Is It Keeps Trying To Eat My Chicken Taquitos

the price of all affection, shared snacks.
It Keeps Trying To Put Its Face In My Hand Is It Declaring War On Me

it thinks you are very nice and it is just hoping for some yummy chicken taquitos. which of course you cannot possibly provide without risking its tummy.
I See. So It Appears The Beast And I Are At A Stalemate As I Am Unable To Provide The Taquitos Due To Its Fragile Internals Yet It Craves Some Regardless

it also probably just enjoys your company! cats tend only to lay on people they find relaxed and pleasant.

is it rumbling at you? if so that's purring and is usually a very good sign.

hehe, im glad you made a friend!
