♣ mediated by @ectoBiologist

A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png
i swear ~n me life this is true. l~~k it up y~urself if y~u d~n't believe me.

I can see to it a crochet dice carrier has your name on it when your search is concluded. Alongside another for your serendipitous Serket.

I prefer my nightmares homegrown and organic. I am also tragically ever smitten to the confines of Eldrazi clutches. Were Ito to reprise his artistic encore role with fair lady Emrakul’s dread likeness, price would become irrelevant.

Don't pity me, John.
