Audrey Greene
@efficaciousMatchmaker
♡♤♢♧ HELL♡ CHITTR MY N♤ME IS ♤UDREY GREEN [SHE/HER], CRE♤T♡R ♡F THE L♡SERL♡VE WEBSITE PLE♤SE J♡IN HERE ♡♤♢♧ WWW.LOSERLOVE.GRUB/REGISTER
♡♤♢♧ HE IS S♡ FUCKED UP ♤ND EVIL ♤RE Y♡U KIDDING ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ FUCK. W♤IT I C♤N GET M♤D ♤G♤IN L♡♡K I'M RE♤LLY M♤D GRR ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ EHE... ♡K♤Y. BUT ♤M I ♤TTR♤CTIVE GIRL CUTE ♡R P♤THETIC THING CUTE? BEC♤USE THIS WILL CH♤NGE H♡W I FEEL ♤B♡UT IT ♡♤♢♧
Hmm, dec¿s¿ons dec¿s¿ons. Let's say attract¿ve, b?t teeter¿ng onto the edge of pathet¿c, s?ch that one wrong move m¿ght shatter my ent¿re ¿mage of yo? lol
♡♤♢♧ GRR ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ IF Y♡U WERE THE ♡NE. SH♡♡T Y♡UR FUCKING SH♡T ♤LRE♤DY BEF♡RE I KILL S♡ME♡NE ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ Y♡U ♤RE S♡METIMES KIND ♡F M♤YBE ♤ TINY BIT FUNNY I FUCKING GUESS ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ I NEVER UPD♤TED ♡N MY P♤ST♤ MY P♤ST♤ W♤S G♡♡D. BUT M♡RE IMP♡RT♤NTLY WH♡ IS MY SECRET ♤DMIRER I'M LITER♤LLY TE♤RING UP MY BL♤NKET ♤B♡UT THIS ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ I NEED!!!!!!!! T♡ KN♡W!!!!! WH♡!!!!!!!!!! ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ WH♡EVER SENT TH♤T NEEDS T♡ TELL ME N♡W BTW ITS RE♤LLY IMP♡RT♤NT ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ WH♡???????????? WH♡........ ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ ♡K♤Y BYE. M♤KING P♤ST♤. ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ I ♤M M♤KING MYSELF P♤ST♤ ♤ND IT IS G♡ING T♡ BE S♡ DELICI♡US. IT IS G♤RG♤NELLI WITH PEST♡ ♤ND ♤ND G♤RLIC ♤ND MUSHR♡♡MS. Y♡U ♤RE JE♤L♡US. ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ M♤YBE IF I STILL D♡N'T H♤TE Y♡U BY NEXT WEEK I WILL TRUST Y♡U EN♡UGH T♡ GIVE Y♡U MY C♡♡RDS ♤ND I C♤N M♤KE Y♡U P♤ST♤ ♡♤♢♧
ʚ•ɞ S••• JEAL•US!! That s•unds amazing!! H•pe u enj•y it!! ʚ•ɞ
♡♤♢♧ S♡METIMES Y♡U GUYS ♤RE N♡T VERY NICE ♤ND I THINK I DESERVE T♡ BE TRE♤TED S♡ MUCH BETTER. ST♡P PITYING MY P♡STS ♤ND ST♡P RESP♡NDING WHEN Y♡U D♡N'T H♤VE S♡METHING NICE T♡ S♤Y ♡♤♢♧
K--<literally. this is exactly correct. more people could do with understanding this!!!
♡♤♢♧ I ♤M LIKING Y♡U M♡RE ♤ND M♡RE. Y♡U C♤N ST♤Y. ♡♤♢♧
K--<thank you. you are one of the few people here who doesnt despise me.
♡♤♢♧ I ♤M ♡NLY S♤YING THIS HERE BEC♤USE I D♡N'T THINK ♤NY♡NE FR♡M MY WEB SITE IS F♡LL♡WING ME. BUT EVERY♡NE ♡N MY WEB SITE SUCKS. ♡♤♢♧
you got it o7 ∆ny guidelines th∆t might prohibit ∆ guy like me from signing up?
♡♤♢♧ N♡. IT'S F♡R ♤NY♡NE WH♡ JUST W♤NTS T♡ MEET TR♡LLS ♤ND P♡TENTI♤LLY FIND L♡VE ♡NE D♤Y. IT IS ♤ RE♤LLY G♡♡D WEBSITE I PR♡MISE ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ PL♤T♡NIC♤LLY!!! IF EVEN TH♤T!!!!!!!! I H♤TE Y♡U C♡LDLY ♤ND UNFEELINGLY!!!!!!!! ♡♤♢♧
you got it then, you c∆n expect ∆ new sign-up pretty soon (truth) (just to distinguish from the other guy)
♡♤♢♧ TH♤NK Y♡U F♡R BEING TRUTHFUL I LIKE Y♡U M♡RE TH♤N THE ♡THER GUY WHICH IS ♤ L♡W B♤R T♡ CLE♤R BUT Y♡U STILL CLE♤RED IT ♡♤♢♧
(( wanted to post audrey's full image because people seem to be having a lot of fun with her brand of absurdity lmao art and design by my friend roman (@lacabracalls on tumblr) i havent drawn her myself yet but maybe one day <3 https://iili.io/BgrixkB.md.png
(i fear I may be even more enraptured)
((You balance her desperation and her being an ass perfectly she's so funny))
(( LMAOOO THANK YOU it was so amusing to see peiser keep reeling her back in with 0 effort at all, shes very pathetic
(it's so incredibly fine but I will warn you that unfortunately being mean to him is a very good way to intrigue therus)
((That's the th¿ng tho?gh ¿t was l¿ke. .0001 effort beca?se she's sl¿ghtly p¿cky, pres?mably l¿ke the losers on her s¿te she says all have too h¿gh of standards lol. That's what made ¿t perfect))
(( LMAOO exactly she's picky and thinks she deserves way better than she does... but she is also desperate and not immune to compliments and will fold to get attention
♡♤♢♧ I'M Y♡UNG ♤ND CUTE. BTW. ♡♤♢♧
depending on who you ask could be no but shorter answer, no it’s not bad
K--<i think you could be cuter if you leaned into the arasa (awful human weaboo word) vibe more. hate to give it to the humans but arasa is literally moe
K--<ok? if you change your mind itd be nice to have another friend on here who is a cute girl and not a weird dude
♡♤♢♧ ♡K♤Y Y♡U C♤N ST♤Y ♤CTU♤LLY IF Y♡U KEEP C♤LLING ME CUTE ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ ♡LDER MEN............ ♡♤♢♧
K--<girl youre 17 sweeps you ARE older women
♡♤♢♧ I ♤M Y♡UNG!! ♤ND CUTE!!!!! ♤ND ♤LS♡ I ME♤N LIKE ♤NCEST♡R ♤GE MEN!!!! S♡ SHUT Y♡UR FUCKING M♡UTH! ♡♤♢♧
ʇ)+|aʇ is irrelevanʇ. All blood )+|ave same life expecʇancy on my planeʇ.
♡♤♢♧ T♤KING ♤PPLIC♤TI♡NS F♡R ♤ BEST FRIEND. GIRLS ♡NLY. Y♡U C♤N'T BE ♤ HIGHER C♤STE TH♤N ME EITHER. ♤LS♡ Y♡U H♤VE T♡ LIKE ♤ND ♤GREE WITH EVERYTHING I S♤Y ♤ND ♤LW♤YS SUPP♡RT ME IN EVERYTHING I D♡. Y♡U C♤N'T ♤RGUE WITH ME, ESPECI♤LLY N♡T PUBLICLY. Y♡U ♤LS♡ C♤N'T UNDERMINE ME ♡R PITY ME ♡R D♡ ♤NYTHING TH♤T M♤KES ME SEEM LESS-TH♤N. ♤LS♡ Y♡U H♤VE T♡ BE CUTE, BUT N♡T CUTER TH♤N ME. PLE♤SE ♤ND TH♤NK Y♡U. ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ HM. I WILL C♡NSIDER Y♡U DESPITE THE L♤CK ♡F PH♡T♡. BUT I ♤M G♡ING T♡ W♤IT T♡ SEE ♡THER ♤PPLIC♤NTS ♤S WELL. ♡♤♢♧
...sometimes i fear that i might be a toxic person incapable of even the mildest amount of Actual respect for another person or their agency. and then i read something like this and i go. oh wow. oh no. i could actually be so, so much worse...
...firstly. yuck and also yikes. secondly. girl you would fumble so fast you'd set a universal record for fastest fumble ever recorded in any quadrant ever...
♡♤♢♧ SSSSSST♡PPPIT GET ♡FF ♡F MY P♡STS Y♡U STUPID YUCKY ♤NN♡YING LITTLE YELL♡WBL♡♡D #DIRECTP♡STING #DIE ♡♤♢♧
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♡♤♢♧ M♡RE TR♡LLS NEED T♡ P♡ST PICTURES ♡F THEMSELVES BEC♤USE I W♤NT T♡ L♡♡K ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ ♡K♤Y I LIKE Y♡U. Y♡U C♤N ST♤Y. ♤ND Y♡UR H♤T IS ♡K♤Y. KEEP C♡MPLIMENTING ME. ♡♤♢♧
Can yo? say ¿t baby? Pretty please? ¿ need to hear ¿t ¿n yo?r angel¿c tones
♡♤♢♧ UGHHHHHHH. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Y♡UR H♤T IS H♡T. ♡R WH♤TEVER. ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ BIG ♡LDER FLEET GUY TH♤T DEVEL♡PS ♤ F♤SCIN♤TI♡N WITH ME ♤ND D♡ESNT LET ♤NY♡NE T♤LK B♤DLY ♤B♡UT ME WHEN WHEN WHEN WHEN ♡♤♢♧
"= #would ="
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"= it's an entirely reasonable fantasy. many trolls. want to be. the special exception to the VAST amount of many things there are you could be vulnerable to, and the power of a highblood vouching does hit the spot sometimes. ="
♡♤♢♧ ♡K♤Y FINE Y♡U C♤N ST♤Y ♡N MY P♡ST. BEC♤USE Y♡U GET IT. ♡♤♢♧
"= hehe. ="
▯[[[ but wghat if he. is kind of mean about you. and you think he doesn't like you. until someone else tries it. and he knocks them on their ass. and you realize he's just tsundere. Hgnng ]]]
♡♤♢♧ MGNFH... ♡K♤Y. TH♤T IS ♤CCEPT♤BLE T♡♡. I LIKE THE W♤Y Y♡U THINK. Y♡U C♤N ST♤Y. ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ I THINK I JUST NEED ♤ BIG STR♡NG ♡LDER HIGHBL♡♡D T♡ SWEEP ME ♡FF MY FEET ♤ND THEN I WILL BE ♡K♤Y F♡REVER ♡♤♢♧
♡♤♢♧ I D♡ USE MY SITE BUT N♡ ♡NE THERE IS G♡♡D EN♡UGH F♡R ME. ♤LS♡ I ♤M ♤LL♡WED T♡ M♤KE PERS♡N♤L P♡STS ♡N MY PERS♡N♤L BL♡G????? BL♡CK ♤ND M♡VE ♡N ITS WEIRD ♤S FUCK T♡ C♡ME ♡NT♡ ♤ P♡ST Y♡U D♡N'T C♤RE ♤B♡UT ♤ND GIVE Y♡UR TW♡ CENTS. LIKE N♡ ♡NE ♤SKED. DIE. ♡♤♢♧
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