
Why the fuck does this Chuck-E-Cheese sell alcohol? #substance

I highly doubt most people here need alcohol to do that. You already made a mistake by entering the infernal building.
i don't know, that place always makes me think of pain. maybe the alcohol is to try to dull the pain, if only a little.

They do?

Perhaps you are right in a strange way. I will admit I am extremely overstimulated and agitated at the moment which is likely impacting my ability to make even an attempt to understand the why and not just question it.

Shockingly yes, though from my understanding it's only beers and wines.
god i would not want to be in your shoes. like, i would just leave, unless charles entertainment cheese's business was actually some sort of purgatory i was magically locked into.

Luckily I am not stuck in a purgatory recreating a Chuck-E-Cheese, I am simply being held hostage by one of my wives, my brother, his boyfriends, the rest of my family, and some of their significant others. To summarize the majority of my friends are holding me hostage and I can't drive.
can't drive, can't burn it down, that must sound like hell. :p

In all honesty, I might set it ablaze on the way out.
you'd be making the world a better place!