i love what this place can be, but you are going to have to drag me off tumblr, because where else am i going to reblog decade+ old posts about bonkers things?
maybe they did have fun, but we have to focus in on just how cursed it is. but gently.
you're an egbert who is...22 years old? ok, whatever, that's nothing. the goal is the same no matter what. you must tease with the right amount of edge to it.
oh trust me, i know how to tease! both of my partners would know that much! and yeah i’m 22 but what does that have to do with anything?
i'm just trying to figure out the timeline here. also i just turned 30. can you see the confusion?
not really..? i mean i guess your either an alternate me or someone in my family i didn’t get to meet. but i don’t see where the timeline becomes a problem. maybe because i haven’t gotten there yet… hmm
