Jinx Egbert

2 months ago

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

transgender

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

i. wasn't saying you did. i was trying to do a bit.

KARKAT

2 months ago

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

@carcinoMegadrive[CM]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH A VAST MAJORITY OF HUMANS AND DEPICTING THEMSELVES AS SIMPSONS.

jill egbert

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh my god were you trying to be the ad?

★ bec ★

2 months ago

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@callingCujo[CC]

i am going to be haunted by the simpsons based advertisements for the rest of my life. D:

jill egbert

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

i literally do not know, and right now i might be a little scared to ask.

Jinx Egbert

2 months ago

Jinxed!

The Heir/ess of Breath. Free of restraint, she is always who he is.

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

transgender

love yourself

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

the bit was that the ad censors the word porn, so i was pretending to assume it meant something else. it was not a good bit.

jill egbert

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh you absolutely will be, there's no escaping it. just like there's no escaping the simpsons. they've existed for decades.

jill egbert

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

hey, not every bit is going to be a winner. you live by the bit, you die by the bit. i know this well. :p

DiStri

2 months ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

@efflorescentHeliophile[EH]

What the hell. I hate every part of this ad.

jill egbert

2 months ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

i know right? it's so bad!!!