wait. what do you mean dirk and jake got back together? and they're getting married? this weekend? and jake is dragging us on some kind of adventure???
believe me this is a surprise to me too.
well we're talking about two people who have broken up and gotten back together so many times, no one could see this coming!

Gonna be real i cant even see what youre talking about
i guess when jake and jane broke up, that should have been a clue there was something going on,but don't ask me, i don't get it either.

Been down this road already myself. Fingers crossed.
well i hope the story ends well but right now i'm just kind of going on an adventure apparently. i have no idea why we are getting on a train for this.

Watch out.
what for?

Trains to events never end well.
there's always a first time, right?