okaie i've been given a guide but imma read it through before I give aniething to mie friend so oh heie this is written bie rose there's a bunch of those on here nice

...you will die if you don't play the game, just as an fyi. your friend being destined to play the game means your version of Alternia is doomed to die. the only way to survive it is to play the game.
i ain't believe that i can think of three waies i live it without plaiein one is prollie worse than the game so i ain't gonna do that so two waies

best of luck to you. is there a great horrorterror that belongs to the Empress or Emperor on your Alternia by any chance¿ one whose death rattles will kill all trolls¿
prollie yeah i ain't thinkin there's a waie I survive staieing, that's for sure don't know when this whole shebang is gonna go down either but it feels like not for a while so imma gather all the useful shit i can from this site, shake off the junk, and give it to her so she's got a better chance

the rattle from that horrorterror would expand far beyond Alternia throughout the universe. there would be no real way to escape it unless you happen to be a fuchsia, which I wouldn't assume you are or aren't. I suppose if one of the ways you plan to live involve tagging along with someone playing the game as a passenger and not a player, which I hear can happen, then I have little optimism for your survival. good luck all the same.
you bein kinda a dick about this i won't lie its useful information an I wanna be grateful but you wrappin it up in "ieou are so totallie fucked and you're too stupid to realise" energie which i don't reallie fuck with there's people on this site who move between universes all the fuckin time apparentlie ain't no waie theres not a single one who could put me on a less immediatelie doomed Alternia be so for real with me

that's possible, sure, but you've been very anti-interacting with anyone in that way this whole time that it didn't occur to me you'd had anything like that lined up. not trying to be a dick, just being a realist.
mie rule not to meet up with strangers on the internet is born from self preservation if the options have changed to 'die horriblie or meet up with strangers on the internet' i am absolutelie breaking mie rule i don't got aniething lined up but i know i have enough time to ask and a couple people who i think would saie yes if i asked based on things theie alreadie done for others