aurOU - 〇∧+♡Δ - mun Aulo
@emergentNomad
please refer to me as "Aluo" i am what you humans call a "nomad" as i travel across this wide universe in search of answers i have seen many a planet and culture and as such am very knowledgable
hi ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
earth women are interesting some of them have "that" and some of them have "this" and i have nothing but respect for them #nsfw ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
what is "yuri" ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
oh my i did not know that females could have "that" #vaugeposting ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
i am curious about this lady i will keep you updated ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
this really nice local came up to me and bought me delicacies because she "felt bad for me" isn't life great ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
does anyone know how to convert my form of currency into this "money" ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
they say they take "money" but i have no knowledge of this "money" apparently it works just like our distinct form of currency but i am not sure these locals will accept my form of currency ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
i went inside this strange building thankfully i brought my translator with me so i can actually speak with the locals apparently this place is called "mac donalds" and they sell various types of delicacies ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
so i am now parking my spaceship in front of a building with two golden arches what is this place ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
biiiiitch i get it you're my biggest fucking hater can you just fucking leave me alone #vaguepost ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
apparently i'm not allowed to park my spaceship on this land because it's "government property" bitch don't tell me what to do i can fucking obliterate you with a plasma cannon ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
i dont know where i landed but there was a giant patch of land ripe for landing so ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
where should i land my spacecraft ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
to the person hating my posts would you rather i land on your bum-fuck planet instead #vagueposting ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
landing on earth in some indeterminate amount of time ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
does earth have delicacies much like how we do ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
i will be arriving in your galaxy in a matter of minutes. ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
No rush, drive safely, and signal the end times before merging.
i don't know why i need to do that last thing but thanks ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)