
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΩmƗnΩuΣ mȺpl-∊ⴵΩΩf Σ♱Ⱥr-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
D --> Give me information on this beast D --> I see she is dressed with what must be a bow D --> Is she a showpony D --> Or does she simply appreciate 100king prettyy

My sources on this specimen in particular are foggy at best. Perhaps we should consult @flightyBroad for comment?

Ah. Maplehoof. I would hesitate to call her a showpony as showponies generally require an audience. Maplehoof, thusly furnished, appears to have reached the far more advanced stage of untowardly appreciating her own beauty without requiring external validation. Notice how she makes no effort to contour or tilt herself so as to be properly positioned for a 'good side' or 'favorable angle', as, for the Majestic Maplehoof, all sides are good sides. The bow is ornamental, yes. It is specific to the deigned desires of this Maplehoof in particular. ts precise purpose is apparently to make an already imposing creature even more aesthetically formidable. She does not perform. Largely because she does not have to by any extrapolation of the meaning. She merely arrives, looks pretty, and allows everyone else to contemplate the magnitude of their own inadequacies.

