Troll Nardwuar is almost certainly an agent of Imperial surveillance whose interviews are meant to strike terror into even the most beloved of Alternian figures of popular culture. Because that is essentially already the role filled by human Nardwuar.
What. Is Nardwuar just a universal constant? How do all three planets have a distinct Nardwuar. He's interviewed me before.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ⴵ-∊Σ juΣ♱ lƗ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵȺ♱ mȺn, ⴵ-∊Σ ♱ⴵƗΣ ΩmnƗpr-∊Σ-∊n♱ b-∊Ɨng 屮ⴵΩ juΣ♱, -∊xƗΣ♱Σ. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Dear God, what the hell is your quirk? I feel as though I'm trying to decrypt ancient Bizkantine hieroglyphs.
you'RE jane crocker. he HAS to know.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- YΩu ☪︎Ⱥn vȺgu-∊ly g-∊♱ Ɨ♱ ♱Ωg-∊♱ⴵ-∊r bȺΣ-∊d Ωff Ωf ♱ⴵ-∊ ΣⴵȺp-∊Σ Ⱥnd plȺ☪︎-∊m-∊n♱Σ Ωf ♱ⴵ-∊ ΣymbΩlΣ, Ⱥnd ȺlΣΩ blȺm-∊ Σburb Ωr Σgrub fΩr ♱ⴵƗΣ bullΣⴵƗ♱ my quƗr|⟨ 屮ȺΣ mu☪︎ⴵ ΣƗmpl-∊r b-∊fΩr-∊ Ɨ♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I'm not blaming anyone but you. You simply control the keys you press- and I'm also not going to spend that amount of time to decode it, I'm afraid. I'm here for Jane's post, not yours.