Maiyah Darwin
@encyclopediaAquatica
The troll that knowws too much (especially human history and life) I live up to my handle! through my book your seacrets are safe wwith me!
gonna do drag but specifically for myself. something something gender stuff.
:ΣΣ Good for you! I bet it’ll look amazing!
Chittr.ing What would be your useless superpower?
:ΣΣ The fact that I knoww wwhere everyone lives is like a superpowwer right noww…
GLUB. [Be you. You are the Alternian equivalent of Maiyah Darwin. You are called “The Annalist.” You are the Royal note taker and historian of Alternia. You provide information to those who seek your wisdom of all things from the past and what will become the past. You have a deep fascination for other aliens, especially that of the HUMAN variety. Without your extensive knowledge, you and the people you inform are practically useless. You are more for the books than violence and are a silent follower of the Signless, even for your close connection with the dreaded Condesce looming over your shoulder. You believe whole heartedly that violence isn't the answer and unity is what makes a society flourish. However, there’s only so much you can do before you get culled for your more progressive thinking and interest in the signless’ gospel. For now, you are merely a silent observer writing down history in the making.] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761310447361982514/1520613941909262387/Untitled68_20260627211207.png?ex=6a41d597&is=6a408417&hm=cedddc3e760211a0fde28fd2d1da4489b992242e97de5b98ba15191e07cba5a5&
hey you with the pretty face welcome to the human race 🎶🎵
:ΣΣ Oh I love that song!! its so lovely!
Best potato chip f/avor. Discuss.
... You've never had a potato chip?
:ΣΣ nope I only recently left the overbearing tendrils of my lusus, so everything outside basic knowwledge about their existence is neww to me. are they any good? are the other flavors also good?
They are. Begin with origina/ f/avors, and then s/ow/y branch out, and experiment. You wi// find a favorite, for certain. There are many brands to choose from, as we//. Do not /et it overwhe/m you. They are a// different, but there is more than enough time to try as many of them as you /ike. This is my wisdom...
:ΣΣ its a wwasted and wwack off kinda night... #futureposting #nsfww
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Giving up already? The pat~tern isn't even that hard, c'mon Mis~s Encyclopedia.
:ΣΣ UPDATE: soooooo.... The date.. wwhale it wwas ok, he clearly needs to knoww moray about human biology and history if he truly wwants to knoww wwhat being human feels like. Also he needs to learn to use a cigarette and ACT normally too... As uncomfortable as I wwas... I agreed to a second date, is it me? am I sick in the head or somefin? probably.. I'm sorry.. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1449811968226758799/1518160663422439444/Untitled62_20260621024552.png?ex=6a38e8cc&is=6a37974c&hm=298678d80814a19ea6e02aca9648b8cbcf4334cd0da3da10d0d607260a2f785d&=&format=wwebp&quality=lossless&wwidth=692&height=839
remember you can always change your miind
:ΣΣ I knoww, but is it wweird to say his demeanor is growwing on me..? Like those annoying douchebags that end up being reefdeemable in romcoms? Also I think he is the only greaser troll I ever met, and it's reely sad that I found my type even if he is wwhale.. ampora... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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:ΣΣ wwhy wwould they do that? you aren't that scary ^.^ You are actually quite interesting!
My b๑Λuty is d๑Λdly :0}
:ΣΣ Oh! wwhale that may be a valid reason, but People do like the thrill! So at least there's that! Shell knowws I do hehe!