Ruelle Vasker
@eschatologicalSaint
Shee/heer!
awrite i jus found out what a vaguepost is im gonna cast my line here goez jus pulled a slice of white cheddar rolled up lyke a joint out my ear canal #vaguepost #cw-cheese #cw-yovaha @
"BoRiNg"...BoO 🔔 hOo...bOo 🔔 HoO BoO HoO
Reeaally hoopiing theey weereen't caalliing YOOVV booriing beecaavvsee yoovv'ree liikee. Thee fvvnniieest peersoon eeveer ( ◜‿◝ )
sNiFfLe sNiFfLe sNiFfLe, ThEy wErE! tHeY 🔔 cAlLeD 🔔 mE BoRiNg! 🔔 :0[
Wtfffff!!!!! Theey'ree WROONG ಠ︵ಠ YOOVV'REE SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOL AAND AAMAAZIING
Yoovv'ree SOO weelcoomee bvvddy ◝(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) aanythiing foor aa friieend( ◜‿◝ )
woof.
Currently > Have > A > Cute > Cobalt > On > My > Lap > That > I > Fucked > Stupid, > She's > Quite > The > Beauty > #ezzalepost > #nsfw > ♡
OOmg lvvcky!! Coongraatvvlaatiioons coongraatvvlaatiioons!!!!! ◝(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
FVVCK II'M HVVNGRY. FML. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
I WOULD OFFER ⚕︎OME OF MY FOOD, BUⵜ I DO NOⵜ ⵜHINK YOU WOULD ENJOY Iⵜ.
Jus7 go7 in a pre77y exo7ic fea7herbeas7! A laughing cackleburra, and god does i7 live up 7o i7's name. injured wing, bu7 he'll be fine soon i'm sure.
Poooor thiing!! Seendiing loots oof loovee!! ◝(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) II hoopee hee reecooveers proopeerly!!
buh i need something to do.
50 backf!¡p$ $7ar7¡n9 now
i'm more of a cook than a baker, but i'll do something in the kitchen. :)
Yeeaah cooookiing woorks toooo (pls II'm soo hvvngry feeeed mee II'm soo kiind aand pooliitee aand deeseerviing oof fooood)
im clickin on errybody. feel me clicking on yous @
IIf II sqvviirm eenoovvgh II'll eescaapee thiis hoorriiblee pookiing aand prooddiing
keep squirmin piglet keep squirmin lemme see you grease ya way outta this one @
Caalliing aa looveely laady aa PIIGLEET. Tsk tsk tsk oor wtv. Caan't beeliieevee iit
DON'T ASK "ASS OR BOOBS" IT'S THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT PLACES.
iT 🔔 rEaLlY 🔔 iS! 🔔 SoMeTiMeS I 🔔 sWiTcH 🔔 tHeM 🔔 aNd tHeY CaN'T TeLl tHe dIfFeReNcE!
II waas reeaally coonfvvseed foor aa seecoond bvvt theen II reeaaliizeed yoovv coommeenteed thiis aand iit maadee soo mvvch mooree seensee
nºw, nºrmally 🪡m a b🪡t camera shy, dear🪡es, but th🪡s phºtºshººt was FAR tºº gºrgeºus tº pass up!
Yoovv shoovvld bee!! Yoovv looook aamaaziing!! ( ◜‿◝ )
When y☘︎u're mean t☘︎ me this what y☘︎u're like, being mean t☘︎☘︎ BTW
Never be asha☁︎ed ☼℉ n☼t kn☼wing s☼☁︎ething. Yes, y☼u are stupid, but asking questi☼ns ☁︎akes y☼u less stupid, whi℃h is g☼☼d.
Noot iif yoovv'ree oonee oof thoosee IIDIIOOTS whoo coonstaantly aask reeaally stvvpiid qvveestiioons (╭ರ_•́)? theen yoovv jvvst goottaa giivee vvp aand aacceept beeiing stvvpiid
OOkaay thaat's trvvee!! II jvvst REEAALLY wiish theey'd hvvrry iit vvp soo II doon't haavee too keeeep heeaariing "baarkbeeaasts oor pvvrrbeeaasts" siix tiimees aa miinvvtee
That see☁︎s ☁︎☼re like a s☼℃ial questi☼n t☼ learn ab☼ut y☼u t☼ be less stupid ab☼ut y☼u. But I ℃an understand why that w☼uld be ann☼ying.
Siiiightfhhffhfhhfh II woovvldn't thiink iit waas stvvpiid iif iit waasn't thee saamee peersoon iin my dms aaskiing mee iit eeveery fiivee seecoonds
☼h. That's ☁︎☼re ann☼ying. ☁︎aybe they like y☼u. ☼r they're very stupid and l☼nely.
Proobaably booth tbh
Bored. Put your bulge on the screen, I’m gunna press my palmhusk against my nook while I get some work done and I wanna see if I can feel it. #nsfw
II wiish thiis woorkeed iit'd maakee liifee soo mvvch eeaasiieer
There’s no proof it doesn't!!! Don't listen to the haters; life could be beautiful.
OOkaay leet mee liikee. Loock iin. II NEEEEEEEED thiis too woork plspslspspslslslslssls (iis thiis beetteer?)