♦ pitied by @eschatologicalSaint
awrite i jus found out what a vaguepost is im gonna cast my line here goez jus pulled a slice of white cheddar rolled up lyke a joint out my ear canal #vaguepost #cw-cheese #cw-yovaha @
WELL MAYBE IF YꐦU WERENT SUCH A FUCKING IDIꐦT #VAGUEPꐦSTING #NQUEMESEETHING
"BoRiNg"...BoO 🔔 hOo...bOo 🔔 HoO BoO HoO
…WHO CHANGED THE FuCKING PASSWORD?!?!
¡ wan7 7o !eave every7h¡n9 beh¡nd and $7ar7 a9a¡n
Jus7 go7 in a pre77y exo7ic fea7herbeas7! A laughing cackleburra, and god does i7 live up 7o i7's name. injured wing, bu7 he'll be fine soon i'm sure.
i just fought a bear i'm not doing backflips.
every day i have to piss </3
the tragic part about eating something tasty is that you will no longer be eating it once it has become eaten
I⚕︎ Iⵜ ⚕︎O WRONG ⵜO BE NERVOU⚕︎ WHEN GOING ABOUⵜ A COLLECⵜION? I⚕︎ A BIⵜE ⵜOO PER⚕︎ONAL? I ⵜYPICALLY BRING MY GEAR, BUⵜ I AM LONGING 4 ⵜHE LACK OF Iⵜ. #HUNGRY
food comA ougughfh
GETTING BACK HIVE FROM MY MOIRAILS CAN BE A PAIN IN THE REAR, LOTTA DRONES ON THE WAY :/ IF I'M BEING HONEST MY TEMPTATION TO TEAR THEM TO SHREDS IS MORE OF A THREAT THAN THEY ARE
print("two cool people can exist at the one time") print("like the flash + spider-man both exist + they are both cool")
⚠ What's a g!rl gotta do to become l!ke. become famous ? !m hang!ng on 2 v!ewers on my stream that sh!t sucks. people wouldn't know greatness !f !t was l!terally h!t them !n the face ⚠
| dont cAre how bAd |t gets, |ll never smoke c|gArettes | f|nd on the ground. no mAtter how unsmoked they Are
...it is..nice to pretend i have one of those "fathers" that humans speak of....
9uy$ he!p ¡ ran ou7 of eye!¡ner
I look at my other selfs and genuinely think about how interior I am.
hey ¡7$ me ¡7$ var$¡7y a$k me any7h¡n9
i wanna cry but if i do my lash cluster sealant will seep into my eye balls and burn like, REALLY bad. queen never cry, baddies. lock!!! in!!!!!
>+. AND JUST LIKE THAT THE MENTAL ILLNESSES HAVE DECIDED I'M SEXLESS. I'M GONNA!!!! I DUNNO .+< #nsfw
having a funny key shaped weapon in my arsenal now sucks because nyrita will never let me forget that I have it now.
print("you are genuinely obsessed with fish")
print("why are you so obsessed with fish")
ba(k to the hot lands, i guess. not quite as bad, it’s just near the fire that it gets hot
Nepeta made me evil so im grimshades now, everyone line up so i can deliver your evil fate
how h¡9h
< I mean it would be cool if I knew the first thing about buggyys i just drive one. fucked if I know how theyy work >
⚠ By unpopular demmand !m Backk !n th!s fuck!ng webs!te. ! had to f!x The computer of a jadeblood loser who got hacked from a l!nk here. LMAO. ⚠
C>-- ent·t·thrallment·t·t . isnt·t·t so bad . it·t·tisnt·t·t so bad .
< Restoring a junk scuttlebuggyy would be cool >
SO, the b|ggest th|ng abOut wOrk|ng w|th glass eyes |s that yOu have tO be sO careful. | have wOrked w|th sOme that were sO br|ttle that they have shattered |n my prOngs! |t's hOrr|ble sO be slOw and be very gentle w|th them. #CW_glasseyes
>+. IT'S SO HARD NOT TO TREAT THIS LIKE HUMAN TWITTER AND JUST POST "WEINER" AT RANDOM INTERVALS .+<
$uuure.... $uure......
you are ju$7 7oo embarra$$ed 7o adm¡7 ¡7
Fuck i n4ppEd likE w47 t00 l0ng 4nd n0w m7 p4n p4in is ss0 much w0rsE hEEllpp LM40
JUST HOPP3D ON 1T 4ND MY BOYFR13ND 1S DY1NG. #NSFW
i feel like im going to explode the site asking this but whats a moirail
print("what?")
helpppp how do you pitchflirt??? i lowkey highkey have never done anything blacker than liken a three minute auspisticism!!! this spade shit got HANDS!! X(
Bruh I cant believe @craftsmanToxophilite cracked me like bane cracks backs.
print("go back to being nice to me")
print("what do you mean i do not count")
9uy$ ¡ !¡ed ¡ ac7ua!!y do have a77achmen7 ¡$$ue$ p!ea$e he!p me
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print("hi guys") print("woke up to 12 notifications, horrifying stuff…") print("although maybe i am famous now")
print("that is so mean though")
never really been pitch with somebody before...... honestly i feel kinda like i just got yote from the kiddie pool to the ocean! ._.
i just wanna play games with people, man... but gordon FEETMAN doesnt want that. and he hates me i think. in particular.
Got 2hot.
8=l < Stands in the forest and screams
print("stop laughing at my misfortune")
print("i am not an avid fisher i will not understand said jokes")
REMEMBER TO… UM, YOU KNOW?
yes, well met, Jimbou. regrettably, i am here. i can smell the insolent stench of the lowbloods from my screen.
#unloveableandyearning
:33< im so sick :33< the only cure is #girlbulge in all my holes :(( :33< #Nsfw
:33< lucky bastpurrd
i haven't drank a drop of water the entire day
--E√ Whoever is siphoning away my teal hivemate's pan cells, stop. His foolishness is gonna get him killed (not culled, KILL--ED) somenight.
--I-have-about-had-it-with-my-workmates-tonight--o --I-counted--o --Rivvet-broke-her-needle-seventeen-times-in-the-span-of-just-four-hours-because-she-would-not-stop-trying-to-sew-over-the-pins--o --SEVENTEEN-TIMES--o --Is-she-doing-it-for-my-attention?--o --Just-so-I'll-bring-her-another?--o --If-she-does-it-again-she's-going-to-have-to-fetch-her-own-this-time--o --I-will-not-keep-feeding-into-this--o
Day 8 of my wife being gone. I'm starting to question if everything is real.
| th|nk | should try to get some rest AgA|n. |m not proud of the wAy | feel.
pity beam.
print("logging on to see more then two or three notifications is always scary") print("it looks like i am going to click into them to see multiple cull threats or something")
--E√ Uh oh. There's a spinny wind pillar in my area.
print("one of these days my mildly impressive krillion score is going to get something good going for me...")
print("they were right... it really is hard being epic in a world of fail")
oh m ygod why are my colleagues so useless i have one day off and i come back and everybody's fucked everything up no way
st0p pit7ing m7 chits this is n0rm4l
deva has been unleashed upon my notifications. please send help.
Nno ass, hheartbreaking~<
My scars are flaring up again, how fun.
>[My luzzuzz got mad at me for zztaying up all day and zzhe picked me up by the back of my zzhirt and carried me to cupe. Zzzhe izz a good mom.]<
✧જ⁀ Holy!!! Fricking!!! Crap!!! We lost VERY badly!!! My team?! Awesome, dont get me wrong!!! But FRICKING hell!!! ♯5-♯3♯0!!! They beat us by so much!!! This!!! Sucks!!! Bulge!!! D:<b =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎ ✧જ⁀ Its a good thing!!! That my team is full of sore losers though!!! We mightve lost the battle!!! But they lost!!! A couple of non-broken bones!!! q>:D #sports #violence #gore?! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
why the fuck does my blanket smell like peanut butter??? sometimes i wake up at night and do things i don't remember doing. i know i used the bathroom but apparently i separated my mice and i guess ate a fucking snack too, the fuck?
so hungry i could eat a seahorse as large as the sea
imstraight
tEn mInUtEs! TeN MiNuTeS!(tInG)TeN MiNuTeS!(tInG)I'M So(tInG)HuNgRyYy~!
I > Apologise > To > Everyone > If > I've > Been > A > Tad > Too > Much > #ezzalepost > #worried > #imsorry > #vent? > ♡
getting my back blown out and this dude whining about his fucking honey bruh 😭✌️
do you ever cry and not know why? :/
print("i wish i had loyal fans") print("like groupies or something") print("but sadly i am not famous enough to warrant groupies") print("maybe some day")
print("tried that non binary thing but all the girls still thought i was a one or a zero") print("i get no respect!")
print("i do not underst+ why my post about being clever got two pity interactions") print("perhaps they are jealous they are not as clever as me… a true pity")
dOn't(tInG)CrY CrY CrY!(tInG)I'Ll bE BeTtEr sOoN~!
C>-- dr iznang t·t·trivia . ihave never been t·t·to alt·t·ternia . iwas reared on anot·t·ther colony . anot·t·ther colony . int·t·teract·t·ting wit·t·th . dominant·t·t alt·t·ternian cult·t·ture and sensibilit·t·ties online can be swampy somet·t·times . t·t·tickt·t·tickt·t·tick
C>-- urrkkg . t·t·thereisno . food int·t·this hive .
tHe(tInG)PaIn pAiN PaIn mEaNs(tInG)I'M(TiNg)sTiLl aLiVe!(TiNg)(I SpRaInEd(tInG)My(tInG)AnKlE)
none of you saw that.
print(""i got bad bitches at the hive"") print("where they at tho")
print("i am happy because everyone loves me")
ok, so. skullface cant revive the other leprechauns unless we actually have unfinished business with them. and "i want to" doesnt necessarily mean unfinished business. so we need an actual reason to have them around. ...would probably be helpful if i knew what their abilities were, then. tch.
C>-- somet·t·times i like t·t·to feel like a fly on t·t·the wall inmy own hive
:33< FUR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY HELP MEOW!!!
:33< SEND HELP FUR FURKS SAKE!!!
Part Of Me Misses Having A Fresh Supply Of Cobalt To Drink. #rainbowdrinker
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ D@mn sn@k3 d@d k33ps slith3ring @round @nd knocking ov3r my SHIT, @nd hissing @t m3 wh3n I r3@ch for him G3T DOWN!! ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
typing slxw as fuck with my nxndxminant prxng. - xx #brxkengrasphinge. #brxkenpusher. #andsxxn. - xx
--E√ I'm just the ask answerer. I dunno.
>-8==— phew... that shift felt far too long... >-8==— and now im stucck nursing my ccoworker bacck to health after he broke his wrist slipping on the wa+ed floors. >-8==— i will need to file an inccident report on that. #medcchittr
uyyyy no lo aguanto!!!!!!! >:( pinche atrevido!!!!! #targetposting #meangirl
alright, thats enough spamming deva. i have... maybe 3 hours left on the bomb timer.
goregle wwhy wwont my cowworker leavve me the fuck alone wwhen im tryin to get shit done
If this panache doesn't go away on its own soon, it'll 8e my turn to take a handful of pills to find relief. ::::(
I DON'T CARE TO SEE YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS AT PITCH FLIRTING BY THE WAY. RARELY DO I SEE PEOPLE GRASPING THE TRUE COMPLEXITY OF QUADRANTS IN PERSON, AND I IMAGINE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SO DIFFERENT HERE.
print("well i do not know that is why i asked you to exp+ on yourself.")
I should have brought a beach chair with me to the DMV I knew I was gonna be here all day.
print("correct yes") print("originally i was going to say that i was also dashing too however i wanted to be generous to everyone + limit myself to 2 adjectives")
fuck, what a week. or a month. i don't know
print("i quite like that "bedman" character") print("i fear he may just be like me, for real for real even") print("i mean i am just so smart + intelligent like him!")
print("i fear due to the circumstances of my living conditions if i were to hold a party something akin to this would occur") print("https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a4e63dd5c5c.png")
C>-- imdonewit·t·th you . wearent·t·tdoingt·t·this . get·t·tlost·t·t . zero value
C>-- d.lgt·t·t5lylt·t·thb.do.you cant·t·t manipulat·t·te . me . youcant·t·tmanipulat·t·te me . disordered freak . youwill be a veget·t·table
C>-- iwant·t·tyou carved out·t·t . whyareyoudoingt·t·this t·t·to me
i want my drink :( my java mocha hazelnut iced coffee latte!!!!!!! cryinh so9 much. he lied about it too!!! said he never got it.
HELLO, the delivery person stole my effing DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ventpost #donthmu #iykyk #sadcami
dont let anyone tell you earth animals arent as emotionally complex as lusii this regular ass triggerfish has been straight beefin wwith me for literally a full swweep
can a guy not eat a loaf of bread in peace
C>-- is.t·t·timekeeping . t·t·that·t·t hard. t·t·tickt·t·tickt·t·tick
mm.
i think someone i know might have just been crushed to death? holding out hope.
> 1 may be on the "bad guy2" but what the fuck? <
JOSEPH WHAT THE HELL??
nothing.
tch.
༒︎hey kicked me ou♱ of ♱he OR.
hm.
WINNING.
I’M LITERALLY WINNING, BRO.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!
prolly not
single mclonely in your comments lmfao
print("i do not have much things to hide from you but i got like") print("some grass i gathered up")
print("... that seems incredibly unlikely") print("... you are saying somehow every message you stated got flipped by the site...")
MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE FAN.
print("that can not be true even in the slightest") print("i mean i never ever even met you + my first interaction with you ever was you going to be mean!!!")
I GUESS?? THAT I'M CUTE??? I DON'T REALLY GET COMPLIMENT BECAUSE I'M AN ASSFACE. https://forms.gle/qGnWQsZ8PX4vLGMMA
print("there may be plenty of fish in the sea") print("but fuck me i am bad at fishing")
>-8==— aghh what a pan acche...
DON'T...
>-8==— uh is hospital ccourt a real thing? >-8==— my superior is talking about reporting me to humane resourcces for an outburst... #medcchittr
You know when you have an emotion and get nauseous #cw-emeto
(V)(',,')(V) who. the f℧rk. taped sq℧ids to my b℧ggy while i was at ibop
8=l < When you suddenly get that crushing feeling in your chest that you want to kill someone 8=l < Not anyone in partic001ar, you weren't wronged 8=l < But to feel flesh and bone crush in your hands, and b100d cascade over your fingers 8=l < And life leave their eyes 8=l < I hope these new meds start working sooner
f¡$h* 9o9 damn ¡7
▲I dunno what this song is doing to me, could be positive, but im on the roof and the sun is coming up, and its got me thinking bout waiting to feel a sunray again...▼
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮× πა 💬 god i didnt even give #mygrub a proper name i just called her "lilone" because she's a lil one ૮× πა 💬 im awful i deserve every bad thing ever ૮× πა 💬 i need to go back to 'saying awful 'shit on purpose to push people away ^^^^^^^^^^
Ok I am never talking about my spice tolerance ever again either!
Ugh Tears