♠ hated by @eternitysShylock
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
The fact that he can be right any amount of times a day is kind of heinous. Call me conceited, but I'm thinking about jotting that shit down as profane.
Yeah, when I asked Hal if he could send a bear my way, I was expecting one a little more DTF. I'm not quite sure if you're down to do anything, frankly.
Wait, Caliborn? This guy's the bear you were talking about. You've gotta be pulling my dick here.
@eternitysShylock I think this cutie really would love to play.
Hmm.
beforus i am in you
people don't like when i talk aboUt these sorts of things, so maybe i shoUld do it now when fewer people are on... if i refer to one of oUr lives as a story, i am not speaking metaphorically. nor am i implying we are empty pUppets of some aUthor's will, thoUgh!! we are real people with real lives, bUt the fact we are speaking to each other across Universes like this necessitates the meddling of certain narrative forces. it's not so mUch that oUr actions are dictated by the stroke of the pen, bUt that they are defined by it. the digits of pi contain all possible strings, bUt it takes a conscioUs mind to pick oUt one that is meaningfUl. we woUld exist withoUt aUthors. in fact, the better part of oUr lives is entirely UntoUched by narrative! bUt in the vast reaches of infinite possibility, we are picked oUt by those forces who woUld write oUr story. #meta #narrative #existential
Oh, so we are discussing types today. Perhaps I will share my type, but it will more than likely turn into a sort of vague post about a certain someone.
Very well. Here goes. My type is tall, hulking and unconventionally dashing. He is rough, mean and crass, yet intelligent and, on occasion, a sweetheart. He is also possessive, just how I like it, and will say it how it is. But most importantly, my type is -mine-.
I did indeed feel pretty manly about this. #nsfw #nsfwe #yaoi -adjacent https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/8/0bc0d499845069379e3415b5760031d2c6280890.png
For the record, I will not be attending Eridan Week nor any related festivities. I have scheduled a Self Care week, instead.