Floren Barora
@everlastingBlossom
✧ Grubteacher and apothecary. (ooc: canon characters dni)
Ple4se don't try to feed my pl4nts. You're their dinner.
-]@_wait_if_were_their_dinner_doesnt_that_mean_well_feed_them_anyway_?
Not if you don't get closer. I 4m not going to 4ctively try 4nd hunt you down, they c4n e4t other things.
You will be, if you try to feed them. You won't be, if you st4y 4t 4 s4fe dist4nce.
-]@_ooohhh_..._how_distant_is_a_safe_distance_...??_can_i_be_in_petting_distance_?
Only in my presence. If 4lone, ple4se st4y very, very, veeeery dist4nt.
(• - •) How do you get a job? ⚘
It depends on the job. You could look online 4nd 4pply for some jobs, or go into shops 4nd 4sk. Why not 4sk 4 lib4ry, for ex4mple? I would offer you 4 job 4s 4n 4ssist4nt, but 4dmittedly I don't get much myself.
(• - •) A library? That's not a bad idea. I will consider it. Thank you Miss Floren. ⚘
~° Does anyone know of any good poisons that aren't water-soluble? Looking for ways to poison knives for use underwater. ~°
@everlastingBlossom She would know.
Never do th4t ever 4g4in, I lost three sweeps 4nd my pumper 4lmost exploded. ... But I do know the 4nswer to th4t question.
M4y I suggest liquid mercury? It is not solv4ble in 🜄. You'd need to injure the prey before hitting it with 4 knife surrounded by liquid mercury. 4ltern4tively, exploit n4tur4l toxins such 4s pufferfish or 4lg4e, but mind th4t those toxins 4re 🜄-solv4ble.
|| HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/PY9JVJN.PNG || || BOSS HAS APOLOGIZED FOR NEARLY BASHING MY PAN IN WITH HER ROLLERSKATES BY GIVING ME A PLUSHIE OF MYSELF | I AM NOT SURE HOW SHE GOT THIS AND HOW SHE GOT THIS SO QUICKLY BUT MY LUSUS SEEMS TO GREATLY APPRECIATE THE MINI-ME | OVER ||
|| CUTER THAN THE REAL THING I GUESS | MY PIDGEONPA IS CURRENTLY SNUGGLING WITH IT IN THE MINI POOL IT CAME IN | OVER ||
I wouldn't s4y you're not cute, but the plushie is definitel cuter. Bew4re of it, your lusus might ste4l it from you.
|| TOO LATE HE ALREADY HAS | WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE IM NOT SURE WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO WITH A PLUSHIE OF ME ANYWAYS | OVER ||
For anyone wondering if I'm reliable as a counselor of sorts, know that my qualifications are 19384615.3 sweeps of experience. Also, the fact I'm basically omnipotent. As Gods ougth to be, of course. Anyways. What else could you wish for?
M4ybe you could tone the v4nity down 4 little bit. It will help with looking more 4ppro4ch4ble.
Why would I ever do that, Miss Barora, when I'm perfectly fine this way and so very charming by virtue of my exuberating confidence?
Bec4use you 4sked wh4t more one could wish for, 4nd I've 4nswered your question. Besides, it helps with possible future counseling you know?
Perhaps it would, but then it could turn awfully boring, so I will pretend I never read your suggestion. :)
|| GOOD NEWS I SURVIVED MY BOSS TRYING TO JUMP OVER MY HEAD ON HER ROLLERSKATES | BAD NEWS I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO REMOVE SKID MARKS FROM MY FOREHEAD | OVER ||
I h4te th4t you're 4greeing with me, so Bod4ri: do not ch4nge your forehe4d.
No, don't 4nymore. Cle4n it 4nd we4r some b4nd4ges.
4nother night, 4nother fruitful stroll for my te4.
|| WHAT KIND? | OVER ||
J4smine, rose, l4vender, ch4momille. These 4re my nightly findings.
|| SOUNDS DELICIOUS | MY FINGERS ARE CURRENTLY VIBRATING AFTER THAT QUAD SHOT OF ESPRESSO BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN DUTY DRAGS YOU KICKING AND SCREAMING OUT OF THE RECUPERACOON | OVER ||
You re4lly shouldn't drink too much coffee. C4ffeine will ruin your sleep 4nd m4ke your h4nds unst4ble 4nd unsuit for most jobs.