Lieutenant Turkey
@extrinsicCatastrophe
◄◦▫║ NѺ THIS ISN'T MY RΣѦL NѦMΣ. I ѦM JUST HΣRΣ TѺ KΣΣP ѦN ΣYΣ ѺN CѦSPΣR. ║▫◦►
Okay, I'm going to go touch grass before the Turkey gets here.
◄◦▫║ I'M THΣ TURKΣY BTW. ѦNYWѦY TURLΣN ѦND I ѦRΣ OUT BY THΣ LѦKΣ WITH CHΣLLΣ IF YOU'D LIKΣ TO JOIN US ║▫◦►
Casper dinner (revised) Chimken and potato
For dinner I will have one (1) pepperoni.
◄◦▫║ THΣY DON'T KNOW THѦT PѦILYѦ WOULD KILL YOU FOR THIS ║▫◦►
It was lovely playing a game with you all again.
More. Game.
◄◦▫║ I ѦM CONCΣRNΣD ѦBOUT THΣ ѦMOUNT OF SLΣΣP YOU GΣT PΣR DѦY. ║▫◦►
Wrothe just came on here and called himself the #1 glizzy gobbler. I almost signed off before I saw that.
This doesn't mean anything to you guys but I have to say it somewhere, and this is the only place it's safe to say it. (I like Mui's steak more than I like when Pailya makes it)
◄◦▫║ YOUR SΣCRΣT'S SѦFΣ WITH MΣ, HΣ WOULD KILL MΣ FOR ΣVΣN IMPLYING IT. ║▫◦►
I think, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I've had too much screentime these last few nights. I'm gonna go.. Read a book??? I think.
IF YOU GRADUATED PUBLIC SCHOOLFEEDING, YOU ABSOLUTE KNUCKLE DRAGGING CHUCKLE FUCK, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR LEXILE LEVEL SHOULD BE IN THE UPPER 1000S BY THE TIME YOU GRADUATE. No wonder you're so fucking useless and stupid. Holy SHIT, you're the dumbest fucking idiot on this planet. AND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE EATING DRUGS BY THE FISTFULS ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT. You are useless You mean nothing, you will never mean anything. Shut the fuck up you troglodyte. Go away.
↘️i actually just wrote that i do not quantify my intelligence with numbers at all.↘️ ↗️SO NEEDLESSLY CLARIFYING WHAT A POST-GRADUATE SCORE SHOULD BE DOES NOT MATTER, BECAUSE I AM NOT DOING IT AT ALL.↗️ ↘️i hope this message finds you unwell.↘️ ↗️I AM LAUGHING, PERSONALLY.↗️
You're laughing at having done nothing? I guess that makes sense, since your entire life has literally been nothing. Get off your phone and go do your numbers thing you moron. You don't quantify your intelligence with numbers or with words. So what is there? Nothing. Your head is empty. Kill yourself. Kill yourself for real.
↘️the casper bubble has burst.↘️ ↗️THE COMMON SENSE MARKET IS CRASHING WITH YOU NEARBY.↗️ ↘️you are getting increasingly desperate with it.↘️
Oh, you're just going to keep saying nonsense because you want me to be like blind with rage about you. That's cool. I understand that it's easier for you to engage when I use less words. Thanks for reminding me how little you mean, I almost lost my head about it. You're a real pal, Wrothe. A real homie. A good friend. Love you man.
◄◦▫║ HΣY BUDDY I THINK IT MIGHT BΣ TIMΣ TO COMΣ ѦND TOUCH GRѦSS WITH RORIѦN ѦND DѦWNIΣ. ║▫◦►
I'm just saying this post literally was about how I'm gonna go read a book, he just came here and said some fuckwild dumb bitch shit. You understand.
◄◦▫║ I DO BUT SOMΣTIMΣS YOU GOTTѦ LΣT DUMB ѦSSHOLΣS STICK THΣIR FΣΣT IN THΣIR MOUTHS ѦS THΣ LѦST WORD, THѦTS JUST HOW IT BΣ ║▫◦►
Wait fuck I thought of something funnier. @thegoodScratchdoctor we need your bible to swear all these new presidents in
Treating all of this like a paperclip induced manic episode btw.
hey casper its time to go to bed, you can put the paperclips down.
You're jealous of the beautiful men on the internet sending me to bed because they're concerned with my new hyperfixations aren't ya, Turkey