3833 < Pokémon is easy, just hit the opponent really hard until they die! >
AND WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE FOLLOW ME HITS. WHEN YOU CALL THE WRONG OPPONENT TO PROTECT. WHEN PSYCHIC TERRAIN GOES UP AND BLOCKS YOUR PRIORITY MOVE. WHEN SOMEONE PUTS ENDEAVOR ON THEIR WHIMS. OR WHEN THEY TERA TO SOMETHING WEIRD AND YOUR ATTACK DOES FUCK-ALL DAMAGE.
3833 < It hasn't happened yet because I'm not stupid. > 3833 < Hope this helps! > 38pp
MANIFESTING 1000 SWEEPS OF NOTHING BUT PERISH SONG MATCHUPS FOR FEFETA. GENGAR IS LEGAL IN REGULATION M-A, IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU.
THE PERISH COUNTER ON FLOETTE FELL TO 0! FLOETTE DIED! THE PERISH COUNTER ON SINISTCHA FELL TO 0! SINISTCHA DIED! YOU LOST!
3833 < You're awful angry about me having fun with a silly game! > 3833 < Are you lonely? > 38??
I AM ABOVE SUCH EMOTIONS AS "LONELY" AND, IN FACT, HAVE MY SHIT TOGETHER. I AM A *PERFECTLY REASONABLE* AMOUNT OF *OFFENDED* ABOUT YOU *DISRESPECTING THE VENERABLE E-SPORT OF POKEMON*. FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW. MY SHOWDOWN HANDLE IS @DAMARA_CLIMAXFORM.
ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO FACE ME IN AN HONORABLE DUEL? SURELY IF THE GAME WAS AS "EASY" AS YOU CLAIMED THEN YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. COME ON NOW, DEAR, SWEET, PRECIOUS FEFETA. YOU HAVE IN FRONT OF YOU THE CHANCE TO BUY MY SILENCE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET ME TO SHUT UP, IS BEAT ME IN ONE SINGULAR GAME OF REGULATION M-A.