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3833 < Dave got robbed at the family picnic by a large pigeon. > 3833 < There is a large pigeon with a blunt. > #substances

Kult: +57
Kull: +45
Total: 102
Ratio: 1.27

what did the pigeon steal? anything valuable or just random trinkets?

3833 < Weed bunt. > #substances

that's all it took? i can't decide if that's really funny or really cool

3833 < He got swarmed for his hotdog immediately following the robbery. > 3833 < I don't think the pigeons like him. > 38XX

Kult: +10
Total: 10

what crimes did he ever commit against the pigeon community for them to hate him this much?....

3833 < Wouldn't share hotdog, mostly. >