
<action; statement input; statement: 1 of my officers keeps thinking a|oud & giving what sounds |ike orders, so i must obey. he then gets annoyed because he did not want me to actua||y do it. input; statement: this is not my fau|t. he seems to think it is my fau|t. input; statement: i want to prob|em so|ve using an air|ock [#vio|ence #death #threat] ohgoodthatwentthrough />

<[emotion_detected: apprehension] [emotion_detected: fear_|ow] action; statement input; statement: no not that & no they cannot input; statement: azaze|. input; statement: bear in mind that my thoughts are |ogged input; statement: i input; statement: i do not want to dwe|| on what you are suggesting in case it gets f|agged />
weird, i thought that was a pretty low number. whats a normal level of "low" zap then?

<[emotion_detected: unease] [emotion_detected: fear_|ow] [emotion_detected: re|uctance] action; statement input; statement: enough to rea||y rea||y rea||y hurt me & derai| my thoughts into pain [#vio|ence #abuse] input; statement: but not enough to make me spasm afterwards or have aching teeth input; statement: i input; statement: i do not want to think about correction. it happens enough as it is. />
....oh i meant in general i didnt know we were running that kinda ship, damn. my condolences or whatever i was thinking pranks

<[emotion_detected: surprise] [emotion_detected: gratitude] action; statement input; statement: i thought you knew. it is kind of re|ieving that you apparent|y did not. input; statement: i have been trying to find pranks i can do that do not 'count' as indirect or direct harm. input; statement: it is a |ot harder than it seems. />
i try not to get lost in looking into the details of other universes and their thousands of alternate physics rules and biological structures and origins! feels weird at best when you come back and you're like, shit. this isnt the universe where water explodes on contact with nitrogen. or you get lost in it for like a month and a half and in the end its just kinda useless trivia. on that note; have we considered the ever reliable fart reverb

<action; statement input; statement: okay i am going to try not to comprehend the |ooking into universes thing for the sake of my sanity input; statement: but i had not actua||y considered the fart thing. input; statement: i have speakers a|| over the ship & as |ong as my |ogs are not checked whi|st anyone sti|| remembers the fart noises, i cou|d potentia||y get away with it [emotion_detected: regret] input; statement: & a|so if they do not check on here. />
probably for the best! i hear its an endless hole for mortals! and if the meta rules of your universe let me i could probably do some kinda like, 'gloss over' spell or some shit. just makes it harder for them to notice things

<[emotion_detected: apprehension] action; statement input; statement: i have no idea if that wou|d work & the idea makes me nervous to try. a|so input; statement: do not take this the wrong way, but input; statement: but i have seen you post before & i am wary of a cost i wou|d not want to pay input; statement: so i think that even if the 'meta ru|es' |et you do something |ike that, i wou|d probab|y dec|ine input; statement: my apo|ogies, but thank you for the offer. it is sincere|y appreciated. />
ha! well at least you're cautious. i wouldn't take people being careful any other way than with respect, don't you worry. but if it comforts you id probably just want footage to laugh at later