You know I don't think someone with tits this nice should have to do her job (image here of me covered in mud and blood from doing my stupid fucking job)

:33 < quit mewr job!! :33 < live with me in the woods and be my vampire wife!! :33 < we can hunt and kill togefurr!!

:33 < mostly animals :33 < but poachers come in allll the furrickin time
Please do not leave me here alone. If you leave, then Chao will leave. And so will Kris. And then you will take Doku in the divorce. And then it will just be me, Lord Lucian, and my sexual frustration.
What divorce my ass is NOT married to Lucian even if he sometimes makes unsettling jokes

I'm not gonna do all your work but you can hand off two tasks to me.
Sighs as much as I wish I could Aurelia makes a good point I would however love to come and hunt and kill and flirt sometime that sounds great

:33 < awwww... :33 < well mewr pawlways welcome!!
Clan loyalty is sadly an important Velvet trait even when she would love to quit her job to be a vampire wife And hell. Yes. Just let me know when works and I'll bother Kris to let me go over

