contrary two popular beliief, ii do driink water. at lea2t one 2iip a week and then the re2t ii2 mon2ter energy 2o there2 that.
I piked t)(e post too quickly wit)(out finis)(ing reading t)(is. )(ate for you!

Σ(゜゜) What's the secret, Sollux?!
ii have a pure bloodpu2her there2 no need two worry about kiidney 2tone2.
Good!!!!!!! Be wounded, t)(at's w)(at you get for decidin naut to drink water! 38P

Σ(゚Д゚;) I see...!
ii ju2t 2aiid ii diid though? ii take a 2iip at lea2t once a week ii2 that not enough?? my body ii2 fiine, an ab2olute temple.
It's naut fin at all, just a sip does not suffice w)(at your body needs. And your body needs water more t)(an energy drinks. Wit)( )(ow you're doing t)(is s)(ip your body is moar pike a toxic waste dump t)(an a temple.

T)(e caffeine in energy drinks will counteract any water you do drink, since caffeine is a diuretic 38/ Please drink at least two liters of water a day! Intermittently! Not chugged! -Else it just was)(es out your urinary tract!

