So glad I don't have a bulge
Nah it's valid of her she's allowed to curate her space
Less that it isn't her right, and more a bemoaning your mother seems so insistent on being derelict during your early adult development and late adolescence. This is the crucial-most period of your grown-up development and she is utterly dropping the ball for reasons entirely other than playing fetch. #incest discomforts and hangups be damned, you were birthed by her influence, I am sure the woman can at least stomach the sight of you long enough to approach and acknowledge her own wrongdoing.
all t)(ose jades, t)(rowin ya away. s)(it, maybe i s)(ould adopt you myself...
She just didn't want me looking at her dick accidentally or otherwise that's honestly the most parental thing she could've done
That is the ONLY parental thing she HAS done, by your testimony.
Surprised you are in it to begin with, personally.
Cuz ill shit on a lot of things but exercising a boundary ain't one
Mothers everywhere would rejoice to have such a respectfully snoop-averse child.