Looking to start a playing-card themed gang. Details to follow.
There will be no discrimination on the grounds of age, class, or gender. Applicants will be appraised solely on the basis of intellect, beauty and devotion.
Then deal me in. I prefer no holds barred to no barred whores. If we let everyone in, but cut off certain legs at the base of arbitrary knees, the most capable hobble about in annoyance purely so fair-weather sorts can come and go as they choose. I want a clashing of dread black knights. Not the Monty Python bit.