just an fyi my sister is full of it i can totally handle a leveled and mature conversation about harry "the primate pain purveyor" harlow you can trust me one hundo percent and speaking of trusting me @twitCad in particular yes you the og hotdog fanatic hi on 9/11/2026 just before the afternoon theres gonna be a hotdog badge mark your calendar because im only saying this once an oblong meat hotdog shaped badge just giving you a heads up well ahead of time like two months out never say nobody pinged you or nothing that be crazy
I have never believed a man's words less in my entire existential span trotting across the surface of this world or any other than reading these remarks from you now, Dave. Except for the part about the hot dog badge. You would never lie about that.