;; g-go§h! the§e anonymou§ confe§§ion§ are §o... um... bold! ;;
;; y-you can't §tre§§ me out now! i'm at hive! i'm §afe at hive!! ;;
↘️you are missing your work emails.↘️ ↗️WHEN YOU RETURN TO YOUR CORPORATE HUSKDEVICE TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE OVER ONE HUNDRED UNREAD MESSAGES, ALL OF THEM MARKED VERY IMPORTANT.↗️ ↘️and then, the server will crash, and you will not be able to answer any of the time sensitive messages contained within.↘️
↗️IT IS TRUE.↗️
;; ppfbfbfbffffttttt... §tinky §tinky §tinky. n-not li§tening to you! la la la!! ;;
↘️and your boss will not only berate you for your misdoings, but physically punish you.↘️
;; H-HWEHHH? LA LA LA LALALALALAL LALALAL LALALALALLALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALA. ;;
↗️YOU WILL WELT BEFORE THEY RELENT.↗️ ↘️a deserved, unending barrage of corporal punishment.↘️ ↗️YOU WILL GO HIVE. AND FEEL SO UNWELL THAT YOU WILL NOT EVEN WANT TO DRINK YOUR BEER.↗️