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i can §hare a bag.
any day fluttrshy! you ponies ask for anything and ill try my best to help out.
oh iF onLy IT wAS My IdeA welL okay i dId ACtuaLly FiLL A BiRD fUlL oF Ants Once BUT the aCT was ENTiRELY CoNsENSuaL metAPhOrs arE HArD To COMPRehEnd WhEn SpeAkiNG TO a CREature AS POweRFUl as i AM I suPpoSe
i MEant THat You WERe tHe ONe uSUaLLY bEIng niCe TO me so im flIpPinG THE scRIpT So To sPEAk ALTHOuGH PERSoNalLy I prefeR sHREDdIng Them Or folDInG thEM InTO PaPer AirpLAneS (YOU WOuLDNt kNOw wHAt tHOse ArE So THInk oF a BIRd full OF ants MADe oF metAL) OR tUrniNG THeM inTO ActUal pRojECTorS SO i cOuLd jUsT WATCh WHaT WERE sUppOseD TO BE acTInG lIke
oh WeLL iTs usUaLlY THE OThER WaY ArOund AnD yOu kNOW HOw MUCh I haTE bEing conSISTENt hEhehE
oH IT IS apPLE fLavoRed But I cAn ruB the piNEs oFf iF YOu iNsist I SUppOSe;
oh My me IF tHat ISNt The Cutest litTlE tHIng I HAVE EvER seEN YOu POoR dear mUST bE pOSitIveLY ThIRSTY YOu WAnt sOmE PineappLE FlAVoRED bloOD crEAm,
Well then do I have the perfect treat for YOU!!! In about an hour!!!

I didn't know horse could be vampire

