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[621] Not thr point generous benefactor, the point is these WILL make you cry if needed! How many can I put you down for?
owo okayyyyy but how much am I going to sob and weep and wail like are we talking gallons or what cause I need gallons uwu
[313] That's the beauty of it! It depends on how much you apply! If you need gallons you will HAVE gallons!
[581] Now I will admit for the standard model no, but for an up-charge anything is possible.
owo anya!thiiiing? can you make them have cute kitty stamps on them? how much will that cost? uwu
[399] About a five caeger increase per unit I'd imagine, but I'd have to check with suppliers first.
owo Okay that’s reasonya!able. I’ll take fifty. All with stamps. Just show me where to pay. uwu
[777] Wonderful choice generous benefactor! I'll be in the markets this Friday through Sunday, I'll have your order prepared for pick up and payment then!