♦ pitied by @funnyStray
i look so stupid right now..this is embarrassing [ friend put this face-paint on me ] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060361547043573832/1515426723070738593/IMG_1173.jpg?ex=6a2ef69e&is=6a2da51e&hm=28f65eba8b3be50f10e56b1239440bea9da9f88dba05561cf5ea46c1b1b3f14b&
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...i guess...i'll be silent then... i think...i could only beat...a brittle stick...with scoliosis...in combat...(.ᐟ)
perhaps.a.long.shot.but.does.anyone.have.any.friends.who.died.who.would.willingly.have.their.corpse.donated.to.an.entity.without.a.body?. willingly.being.the.important.part or.i.suppose.know.people.who.are.currently.dying...
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I aam feeling unwell. MY eaating haabits haave been questionaable aat best, aas of laate
isn't it much tOO want tOO kill sOOmeOOne just because they're weird :( can't y'all just blOOck em???? I find them uncOOmfOOrtable but I dOOn't want tOO kill them :(
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URGH. GOOD MORNING. I MOULTED AND IT HURT. OUCH.
im ♯undefeated in ♯hide&seek ♯btw
II fucking dropped one of my three pancakes. My life is a fucking joke.
havve a feelin in my abdominal sausages that somethin horrible is about to happen to me
What if we kissed in the #meenradiabeach hole?
> watch th12 *manually g1ve2 my2elf a leg cramp* ow FUCK <
I've never been so happy to be officially unemployed!
[DON'T WORRY I THINK ONLY ONE RAI$IN I$ ENOUGH TO FILL #A$PER FOR THE RE$T OF THE NIGHT]
Heh. Single raisin at the campsite for breakfast.
X Some dork just went “Nyeh!” in response to getting shot. I can’t make this up. #violence x
X Hello chittr I’m being shot at #violence x
?think you wanna be my frienD .THINK AGAIn .ill change your mind real quick once you get to know mE .GO AHEAD .if you dont believe me ,see what happenS .im good at thiS
[This chit has been flagged and filtered by a combination of Chittr Official Moderation and Scripture Weaponry Legal Forces.]
26 HOURS OF BREAKING IT DOWN
Hey uh... Was lOOOOking OOutside my hive and just saw a giant billbOOard with this image OOn it... whOO is this?????? https://files.catbOOx.mOOe/t9ffwOO.png
chOcOlAtE Is vEry nIcE nO OnE tOld mE thIs :(
.news flasH .i dont fuck with boyS .can and will rip your arms out of their sockets if you come up here trying to get my flirtatious attentionS .sucks to be you ,huH #suggestive #violence
.hey #sevenelevenpostinG .come get your equiuS @centaursPeripherals .he wont get out of my dms whining about how he's gonna kick me out for ordering a slushie cuz I said something rude to him like oncE .reign in this horse bastard who cant take a trolling or ill file a complainT
.you dont wanna see me brattY .pet the kitty ,call me cattY .make your girl call me daddY .she talk too much ,shes too chattY )not cooL( .ceo ,im savvY .respect a bitch ,im a mavericK .flexible ,so elastiC .but dont you dare bend a bitch backwardS .fuck a princess ,im a kinG .bow down and kiss on my rinG .being a bitch is my kinK ?what the fuck else did you thinK .fuck a princess ,im a kinG .bow down and kiss on my rinG .its gonna hurt ,itll stinG .spitting up blood in the sinK .im crazy ,but you like thaT .i bite back ,daisies on your nightstanD .never forget ,i blossom in the moonlighT .screw eyes ,glacial with the blue icE .im terrifyinG .im no cinderellA ,but i like the shoeS .big glass platforms ,bitch ,im choosY .long blue hair ,blue as a bruisE .only trust a fella for some light amusemenT .im no prey ,but i am pursueD .pray for me ,lusus ,on the churchs pewS .no bulgestraction can confuse mE .whiskey in my hip flask ,nothing fruitY .im crazy ,but you like thaT .i bite back ,daisies on your nightstanD .never forget ,i blossom in the moonlighT .screw eyes ,glacial with the blue icE .im terrifyinG .im crazy ,but you like thaT .i bite back ,daisies on your nightstanD .never forget ,i blossom in the moonlighT .screw eyes ,glacial with the blue icE .im terrifyinG .im terrifyinG .im terrifyinG #nsfw #suggestive #violence #lyricposting
.take a little dive into the shallow and spy, what do you see? .i see the tortoise and hare in a rat racE .and it fits like a glove under my sleeve .just wait till theN .their heads are the heaviest in operatioN .hes still not lost imaginatioN .you can hear him mouth the whole endinG .just wait till theN .we marys had ourselves a balL .oh yes we diD .we marys had ourselves a balL .i must admiT .HANG US THOSE LIMBs .hold no virtuE .THOSE TOLD TO HOLd .project on my cuE .whether a he or a she put your mouth where your money iS ?and are the birds of a feather that cleveR .if i knew id keep locks ,thats a giveN .just wait till theN .their heads cast shadows like skyscraperS .but theyre still small enough to fit up their asseS .to put it all into perspectivE .with definitioN .we MARYS HAD OURSELVES A BAAAAll .oh yes we diD .We marys had ourselves a balL .i must admiT .HAAAANG US THOSE LIMBs .hold no virtuE .THOSE TOLD TO HOLd .project on my cuE .well ,take a gander the bigger they are the harder they falL .well ,take a gander the bigger they are the harder they calL .not needy youll seE ,not needY .as i come by open arms over treeS .not needy youll seE .not needy youll seE ,not needY .as i come by open arms over treeS .not needy youll seE .not needy youll seE ,not needY .as i come by open arms over treeS .not needy youll seE .not needy youll seE ,not needY .as i come by open arms over treeS. .listen to proven guaranteeS .while youre rolling up your sleeveS .beating on your chesT .but we can keep it in a jaR .when its coming cats and dogs for dayS .we marys had ourselves a balL .and i guaranteE .that what theyve done for yoU .theyve done for me ,theyve done for mE .HANG US THOSE LIMBs .hold no virtuE .THOSE TOLD TO HOLd .project on my cuE .HANG US THOSE LIMBs .hold no virtuE .THOSE TOLD TO HOLd .project on my cuE #lyricposting
.need something to DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .goin SICKO MODe .FURANN TIMES x319851059053170 KAJILLION MILLION BILLION GIGAJOUL TIMEEEEEs .pow kick pow poW .PUNCh .thats me getting you right in the kisseR .what are you gonna do about it huH ?HUh .ill bite yoY .youll get biT .scratcH .its a clique sweetie and youre never getting iN .i used to like liquor to get me inspired .but you look so beautiful my new supplieR .i usedto like smoking to stop all the thinking .but i found a different buzZ .the world is a curse itll kill if you let iT .i know they got pills that can help you forget iT .they bottle it call it medicinE .but i dont need drugS .CAUSE IM ALREADY HIGH ENOUGh ..its not easy having yourself a good timE .greasing up those bets and betters .watching out they dont four letteR .fuck and kiss you both at the same timE .smells like something ive forgotteN .curled up and died and now its rotteN .BWAAAh .poO
im perverted but in a whimsical way yall could never understand
.NOBODY ASKED YOu
You've met me ★t ★ very french time in my life.
THE M⧃UNTAIN L⧃ST AT M⧃N⧃P⧃LY S⧃ BAD HE IS G⧃ING T⧃ D⧃ A CARTWHEEL ACR⧃SS THE DANCE FL⧃⧃R
.im so fucking BORED .oh its so oN .ohhhh YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT TO GET WILD WHEN A COOL BITCH GETS THE ZOOMIEs .sit your pretty ass down and WATCh .start a riot start a riot start a rioT .START A RIOt .MAKE A MESs .ill spray paint trollbamas lawn in uv neoN .DRIVE through a RESIDENTIAL ZONE with the speakers on so loud the ground shakeS .HIGHWAY WILDING AT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUr .chomp chomp FUCKERs .LOSERs .BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr .PBbbbbBBrRbrbbrbrr .thats the engine going ROARRRRRRr .and then i flipped the grubdonalds dumpsters in the middle of the drive thrU .I WANNA SLUSHIe .dont tell equiuS .im gonna get me a slushiE .im gonna get a blue raspberry slushie and im not gonna share with any of you schmuckS .YEAh .NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm .im fasT .im FURIOUs .do a stupid dance cuz i caN .block the doorway ITS MY burgerkinG NOW BITCHEs .eating my dust cuz theyre slow snaily loserS .CHOMP CHOMp .i can put onion rings on my big tooth like a scrunchiE .stack that thing with fruits cuz it looks like a kebaB .HAHAHAHAHAHa .what if i take all of the cups out of the office lobby bubbly water dispenser blue thingiE .and stack them in the lobby in precarious places so nobody can do anythinG .im gonna pick specifically where the staplers are just to get on their nerveS .oh its gonna be GREAt .nah thats too much work i dont wannA .WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa .adding more to my post cuz thats what i wanna dO .i got BADGES now im EVEN COOLEr .as if i could get any cooler when im already the coolest bitcH ?HAVENT YOU HEARd .number one most awful in the gamE. .I AM THE NUMBER ONE MOST AWFUL IN THE GAMe .youre next buB .gonna get yA .TP YOUR HIVe .crown prince of chaoS .taking five and wasting your timE .THATS IN MY BIo .IN CASE YOU DIDNT REAAAAAAAAAAAD It .im hungrY .i want fooD .no i donT .i just atE .I DONT NEED ANY MORe .i wanna slushiE .WHERES THE SEVEN ELEVEN WHEN YOU NEED It .im gonna go ORGANIZE THE SHELVES BACKWARDs .something like thaT .never ending furann post only gets longeR .IT ONLY GETS LONGER BITCHEs .WHOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEe .i could drink a tab colA .caffeine would make this way betteR .and WORSe .worse for YOU maybE .PARTY OF ONe .party just for mE .NONE OF YOU ARE INVITEd .throw a party just for me with the soda and the slushies and the candY .hoard all the SNACKs .ITS A COACHLIFE FOR Me .YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUh ?you reading all thiS .if you did youre a loseR .if you didnt youre STILL A LOSEr .HAHA gotteM .IM ON THE HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELl .ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELl .HIIIIIGHWAY TO HELl .IM ON THE HIIIIIGHWAY TO HELl .NO STOP SIGNS ,no speed limiT .nobodys gonna slow me dowN .like a wheel ,gonna spin iT .nobodys gonna mess me arounD .hey troll sataN ,paying my dueS .playin in a rockin banD .hey lusus look at mE .im on the way to the promised lanD .WOAh .IM ON THE HIIIIGHWAY TO HELl .HIGHWAY TO HELl .IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELl .HIGHWAY TO HELl .LIVING EASY HATIN FREe .season ticket on a one way ridE .askin nothin leave me bE .taking everything in my stridE .dont need a reasoN .dont need a rhymE .aint nothing id rather dO .going down party timE .my haters are gonna be there toO .IM ON THE HIIIIGHWAY TO HELL .ON THE HIIIIGHWAY TO HELL .HIGHWAY TO HELl .IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELl .i know the verses are out of fucking ordeR .SUE Me
.RARARARARrr .im awfuL .run awaY .be afraiD .ptchoooooO
i need to start posting again.. heyyy guys <:d
.salkafhlgalG .fuck you guyS
fuck I might be so desperate i'll break my rule and DM first #suggestive #vagueposting
@themanintheCairoovercoat bottom.
Yep. This is it, I guess. Another one to the pile, yadda yadda, whatever. And yeah. The ears are real. Don't worry about that.
are we past the kissing stuff now?
I l like everyones post because I l like everyone and I t think we should all hold hands be friends until t the end of the world :).
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i have been buzy #0bzerving. [ACTION:QUERY] what iz g0ing 0n? [END MESSAGE]
happy birthday, karkat! we don't really talk as much as we used to, but i still think fondly of all the times you have created brand new expletives that nobody has ever used before, and also saying them so loudly that it can be heard the next kingdom over. here's to you, old buddy!
I hate splinters.
I DO NOT HAVE HOMIES. AND I KISS WHEN I PLEASE.
.YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING LIKE Me .#1 most awful in the gamE .DUh
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≈TRI3D 2 CATCH SUM FISH BUT TH3Y ALL RAN AWAY FROM M3 I FINK TH3Y S3NS3D TH3 MALICIOUS INT3NT IN MY AURA≈
.i think you probably smell likE .a grape jelly sandwich that has been sitting on the counter for an entire perigee covered in mold and bugS .a couple maggots in there for extra putridity factoR .and just a dash of gum disease for the roaD
thE tInnItUs Is wOrsE tOnIght :(
bitch i havent been in school since i was 13 of course i didnt
i donT own These damn Things, amisia keeps bringing Them over To my place To pass Time. she didn'T fully clean Them up This Time...
⚗ do it elsewhere, NOT here.
Diamonds Droog.
i g0t hit by a semi 0n my way h0me last night
I Cannot Mediate All Of His Chitts, Instead I Will Sigh Heavily And Rub A Hand Over My Face In Exasperation. - Your Couturier
employment zz:( and I shouldn't use my shift drink on something that can go vwrong
how cosmically CURIOUS that some of you ARE STILL UNCONVINCED of the reality of the little FREAKS THAT LIVE INSIDE YOUR MIND??? parasitic little mental insertions. EVER BEEN SCATTERBRAINED?? thats THEM mixing up your thoughts.
BATTER UP < HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO KILL UPWARDS OF TEN LEGISLACERATORS BUT ALL THESE BUILDINGS LOOK THE SAME AND I'VE REALIZED GOREGLING "LEGISLACERATOR BUILDING" ON GOREGLE MAPS DOES NOT FUCKING WORK. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < HOW MUCH FUCKING GAS DOES THIS FUCKING THING HAVE? THEY'RE STILL GOING. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DDDA442C44AD.PNG > HOMERUN
Sometimes resistance hurts But it's worth doing It's worth doing.
passed out a second time. might have to pester about cardiac meds again. cant be doing this shit all summer.
guys babies come from meteors right
really hard to be mean to certain people. im getting too soft. gotta retire soon.
stood up too fast. vision blacked out and i ended up on the ground. such is life lately.
do not let me get a single "haha you gay" esq joke in my replies. be original.
aw man my fucking dominos points are about to expire
told dirk i was hungry and he pregnant man reacted to my message and sent me this https://i.ibb.co/5HPjbKR/20260612-134903.jpg
Paperwork. Not enjoyable.
Caste tier list by Casper Cooper: Maroon - Cool unless you're a dick. Brown - Cool unless you're a dick. Yellow - Cool unless you're a dick. Lime - Cool unless you're a dick. Olive - Cool unless you're a dick. Jade - Cool unless you're a dick. Teal - Cool unless you're a dick. Cerulean - Cool unless you're a dick. Indigo - Cool unless you're a dick. Purple - Cool unless you're a dick. Violet - Cool unless you're a dick. Fuchsia - Cool unless you're a dick. I know this is controversial and it'll take some time to swallow. I will not be there for you in this trying time.
c< sO, be4 i gO play sburb.... wHO waNt Me? >c
nothing we dont really got anything to eat so im just gonna thug it out
BATTER UP < NO IT'S COOL I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE DRIVING THING AND SOMETIMES WHEN I'M TYPING I SIDE SWIPE THE BUGGY BEHIND ME WHICH I THINK IS GOOD > HOMERUN
i pity react so often that i wonder if some people think its a gimmick. that being said it most definitely is not. i just happen to feel bad for most of you.
BATTER UP < I BELIEVE THEY ARE ALSO UPSET THAT I KEEP USING MY PALMHUSK WHILE DRIVING, BUT AGAIN, THERE ARE BIGGER ISSUES HERE. > HOMERUN
THE RUSTBLOOD FACTORY OPERATES WITHOUT CEASE OR FUCKING PAUSE.
emotions suck
Very hungry.
I wIsh tO gO crAzy! I wIsh tO gO stUpId And gO EntIrEly Off thE rAIls! I wIll EAt An OblOng mEAt prOdUct... wIthOUt thE bUn! I cAnnOt bE cOntrOllEd :)
i got 99 problems its a lot
a twelve year old just heard me make the dishes joke in real life and said "chat does she know?" im not sure if this is high praise or if they were dunking on me. :/
V^ 0h it isn't at all, but I am just n0t hungry. I'll. I dunn0. Get water 0r s0mething at least. ^V
May i 0ffer any0ne a c0ld glass 0f 0min0us c0w milk
>>| how .even horror terrors looks like? .i'm curious.
▼▼▼I DON'T FUCKING HAVE WATER STOP ASKING ME FOR IT!!!▲▲▲
ill be damned eggs i should have asked for money cause i dont like eggs actually
going to be attempting a new speedrun today. 1 beer. 1 cigarette. 1 hotdog. 100m sprint. i'M ready to accept that my 100m time is going to be bad but the first 3 are going to go insane. #substance
V^ I kn0w but I'm n0t... really hungry. ^V
i think if i had infinite time and i cared a lot less i could spend like a hundred years trying to reshape an ecosystem into a temperate rainforest.
▲by the way if you come over and ask me for something, get that something, and still complain, you're a bitch▼
considering putting in the sounds of my bones cracking into my next beat what do we think
boutta pretend i didnt say anythin last night aight
I am online now. Apologies for last night.
OKAY GOREGLE BLOW MY SHIT SMOOTH OFF. #TW-SELF-HARM #LEARNINGTODRAWHANDS
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
V^ Pr0bably but the cupe r0tting feels really fucking g00d right n0w. ^V
V^ I can't really remember, I haven't eaten in the last 24 h0urs. ^V
many strange machinations conspiring against me in this very moment #beware
🜏 wa♱ do u do wii♱h sparrɛ ɛggs af♱ɛrr ii liikɛ. lay ♱hɛm. xan u ɛa♱ ♱hɛm ?? SHOULD you ???? #suggɛs♱iivɛ #nsfw #wha♱doiidowii♱h♱hɛsɛɛggs ♅
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #StatusUpdate #ThoughtGoon.ing
this bitch just called chittr.ing shittings
i cant believe i kidnapped trollbama and trapped him in your phone https://i.ibb.co/TDf46tXr/Untitled211-20260612023736.png
Fuck me.
⚛︎_vHi- Im unpr0b^blE, thEy c^n't gEt in thErE
You pity me, and it only fuels my #hornyposting.
#hornyposting
I play starbOOund sOOmetimes thOO very lack luster it's mOOre sandbOOx then survival -3-'
DOO y'all play videOO games perhaps sandbOOx survival games ^^
(insert quick halfbaked statement f/)r engagement bait) because i’m b/)red and i d/)n’t care en/)ugh t/) think /)f anything better t/) say
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