「gyuuhh~☆ megane-san's unihorn is tingling( ゚ェ゚) ai-chan must be thinking about him! ♪(´ε`*)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san's unihorn is imbued with otakumagjicks.]
{ ...ghheegheehee whaat iif iim thiinkiing aaboouut yoouu x)... }
You are feeling my pan stressing your pan, hoping for an aneurysm. #violence.
•° aw what th!s !s b*gus ! w!sh my h*rn had c**l detect!*n mag!c
「mmmmmnyooope~☆」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: an ani-eurysm! nani!?]
「gyyuuh... daredesuka(;^o^)?」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: daredesuka means "who even are you, man".]
{ ...x(... }