my ex pitch crush slash ex friend turned beach i hate normal is fucking my ex government stipend dependent matesprit turned situationships alternate planet relative
yeahh aight sounds good
Why didn't anybody tell me my mangy beast of an acquaintance caused a royal crashout? Not that I'm celebrating your suffering. But I think this means he's hit the proverbial big leagues.
mangy beast? :(
scoot along sleazeball.
cmon bud, she put on the hat vwith the jingly bells, stepped into the funhivwe, took a selfie in front of one of those funky mirrors, then posted it for all to see. shes just begging for her pals to shit on her.
getting the broom.
nuh uh, you cant broom me vwhen she vwas my bud first, buzz off.
i dont really think it matters that you knew her before i did in this context dude you were being a jerk. thats all im saying.
meeeeeeenah tell your boytoy/galpal you dont need help defending yourself from lil ol me.
im on a chittr break cant come to the phone rn