← @tenebrousGuardian

"you eat pizza with a fork?" "you eat chips with chopsticks?" i could be using far stupider utensils to eat finger foods. dont tempt me. i will make both of our dining experiences substantially worse.

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1 S33 TH3 V1S1ON BUT TH4T'S 4LMOST ST4RT1NG TO F33L NORM4L. WH4T 4BOUT 4 K3B4B SK3W3R

as a presumed expert on the matter what would be the worst food to eat exclusively using knives that would still result in some amount of food making it into ones mouth?

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WH4T COULD YOU 34T W1TH 4 HON3Y D1PP3R TH4T 1S NOT HON3Y

that sounds way too easy. like using an over simplified fork. i just checked my kitchen drawer i think the worst answer is can opener actually.

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H34R M3 OUT. NUT CR4CK3R.

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mashed potatoes.

i like how you think. i will follow up with the results in the near future.

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B3 S4F3

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oh no im not an Xpert on anything at all haha but um i guess if i had to pick anything... itd be difficult but you might aXually have an Xtremely small chance of getting some gelatinous baked custard into your mouth with a knife before the nearby etiquette drone fills you with many many bullet holes for your terrible table manners XXD

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i do love a good custard. 🤔 will report back with results.

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