@GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#1433 HAS FORCED MY FROND. PSYCHOACTIVE HERB-EMULSIFIED #AMA. MY FUCKING PAN. OW.
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THE THROBBING CAVITY OF MY #SUBSTANCE ABUSED NUGBONE? FIVE. THE SMOKE AND MIRRORS OF THE ELECTROCHEMICAL SFX SHOW HAVE WORN OFF AND LEFT ME IN A ROOM FULL OF ASPHYXIATING GRAY FOG. I'M MORE PISSED OFF THAN ANYTHING. MY CONSCIENCE AFTER CONVINCING MY SEPULCHERS AND SCALEBEASTS GROUP TO WILLFULLY ACCEPT BRINY PSYCHIC MARINATION FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF COVERING UP MY EMBARRASSING LACK OF PREPARATION BECAUSE I WAS HAVING MY SOUL SUCKED OUT THROUGH SHINY METAL TUBES ON THE CHITTR TIMELINE? 10. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRYING FOR IT TO HURT THIS MUCH.
FUCK YOU FOR LOOKING OUT FOR MY WELL-BEING ON MAIN. I'M GOING TO ANSWER THESE TWO IN REVERSE ORDER OUT OF SPITE. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I MAY AS WELL BE FUCKING DROWNING ON DRY LAND FOR HOW MUCH WATER I'VE PIPED DOWN MY SIZZLING GULLET OVER THE LAST FEW HOURS. I DON'T NEED A WIGGLERSITTER TO HOLD MY HAIR BACK AND HAND ME A CRUST OF BREAD. AS FOR YOUR SECOND QUESTION, I ACTUALLY HAVE A SINGULAR ANSWER, BAR NONE. A BRIEF FORAY AWAY FROM MY USUAL SKITTERING GROUNDS WITH A SHORT-LIVED ROMANTIC PARTNER ENDED UP WITH ME BEING QUIETLY INCARCERATED IN A GROUP OF DUMB, BLITHERING ASSHOLES. THEY HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY S&S AND CAME AT IT WITH THE OVERBOLD ENTHUSIASM OF A SCUTTLECARFUL OF SCHOOLFEEDERS OUT FOR THE SEASONAL PERIHELION, BETTING THAT THEY CAN RUN A HUNDRED OVER THE SPEED LIMIT, NO CONSEQUENCES IMAGINABLE. IT SUCKED *EGREGIOUS* BONE BULGE. I WANTED EVERY SECOND TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST. BUT THERE WAS ONE CATCH. EVERY SESSION, THESE ASSHOLES BROUGHT... FOOD. LIKE, REALLY GOOD FOOD. TURNS OUT THAT THEY COULD ALL COOK *REALLY* WELL, LIKE ACTUAL FUCKING HIVEMADE CUISINE THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR SALIVARY SPHINCTERS GUSH. AND THEY DID THIS POTLUCK STYLE TABLE. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. SO WHEN THEY DECIDED TO LET SOMEONE ELSE BE THE SM FOR A CHANGE, I SEIZED MY MOMENT. I DEVISED THE MOST DIABOLICAL PLAN TO SQUEEZE ALL THE REDEEMABLE VALUE OUT OF THAT BILLOWING DUMPSTER FIRE THAT I COULD. IT WAS A GAME WHERE THE PLAYERS WENT INTO A TOWN THAT WASN'T THEIRS, BUT THAT HAD A CRIMINAL UNDERBELLY, A MIX OF CASTES WITH CLEAR SOCIAL DELINEATION BETWEEN THEM, SEVERAL FACE NPCS TO REPRESENT FOMENTING POLITICAL VIEWS... YOU MIGHT SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. AN ENTRY-LEVEL PHILOSOPHY SCHOOLFEED, JUST COMPLICATED ENOUGH FOR ANYONE'S INPUT ON AN ISSUE TO MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE TROLL FUCKING KANT, BUT MIND-NUMBINGLY EASY ENOUGH FOR EVEN THE MOST AIRHEADED, DROOLING SHIT-FOR-SPONGE TO WEIGH IN ON. I COULD JUST DROP AN IDEOLOGICAL TAKE, WATCH THESE FUCKERS TEAR INTO IT LIKE A SWARM OF CARNIVOROUS RIVERBEASTS, AND AS SOON AS THEY DID? I WAS OFF TO THE BANQUET TABLE. NO NARRATIVE INPUT FROM ME NECESSARY. MY SHOUT HOLE WAS BUSY HORKING DOWN FREE, CARB-HEAVY CONCESSIONS THE LIKES OF WHICH WOULD MAKE GORDON RAMSAY BLOW A CHEF'S KISS. WAS SUPPOSED TO RUN IT FOR ONLY ONE SESSION. THOSE DIPSHITS LIKED IT SO MUCH THAT THEY PLAYED FOR THREE. WALKED OUT AFTER THAT AND NEVER LOOKED BACK. DOESN'T MATTER. GOT FREE FOOD WITH A BOARD GAME. WORTH IT.
OOOH HOW R3B3LL1OUS, YOU'R3 4NSW3R1NG TH3M 1N 4 D1FF3R3NT ORD3R. 1'M V3RY 1MPR3SS3D BY TH3 L3V3L OF SP1T3 TH1S SHOWS. 1'LL K33P TO YOUR CURR3NT P4TT3RN THOUGH, 4ND SUGG3ST TH4T YOU M1GHT 4CTU4LLY W4NT SOM3ON3 TO HOLD B4CK YOUR H41R. 1 W4SN'T GO1NG TO OFF3R 4 CRUST OF BR34D BUT 1 W4S GO1NG TO G1V3 YOU TH3 OPT1ON OF TH3S3 W31RD L1TTL3 TH1NGS 1'V3 M4D3 TH4T 4R3 B4S1C4LLY CH33S3 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF 4 B4LL OF FR13D DOUGH. 1F YOU DON'T W4NT TH3M TH3N 1'LL JUST H4V3 TO G1V3 TH3M 4LL TO WHO3V3R V1S1TS N3XT. 1 H4T3 TH4T TH3 GROUP H4D TH3OR3T1C4L POT3NT14L TOO B3C4US3 SOM3T1M3S 1F YOU C4N G3T GROUPS L1K3 TH4T TO G3T TH31R NUGBON3S OUT TH31R W4ST3CHUT3S YOU 3ND UP W1TH 4 BUNCH OF SK1LL3D CH3FS WHO WOULD B3 YOUR R1D3 OR D13. 4T L34ST YOU GOT TH3 SN4CKS THOUGH.
NOT TO LINGER EXCESSIVELY ON THE SUBJECT OF SNACKS, BUT. I'LL SHARE SOME OF THOSE FRIED DOUGHY CHEESE BALLS WITH YOU. GLADLY.