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← @gardenGnostic

some unruly teen keeps yelling for his mom outside my apartment window! im about to start barking. pray that I do not resort to biting!!!!! 😑😀🐢

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Jade you should bark at them.

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

i really want to but i dont want to wake up my neighbors!

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↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

Whenever I have probllems with someone and I know where they llive, but I don't want to kill them, I rip out the power llines connecting to their hive

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nooooo :(

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

what! it usually gets fixed within a night!

but thats mean!

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

...ya?

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

like, stupidly mean. i think something more long lasting would be a better way of saying "hey! fuck you!!!"

↩ @gardenGnostic[GG]

maybe i will sniff out where he lives and make elephants toothpaste through their window or something πŸ€”