a fancy bedroom with dimly lit candles is soooo overrated!! we should fuck somewhere actually romantic like that alleyway over there #nsfw
▲not even gonna lie here i think the most romantic place to fuck is the bathroom of a restaurant while you're on a fancy date▼ ▲Something about not being able to wait till you get home and needing to take them right then and there kind of hits▼
that's definitely one of the best picks! i kinda prefer the non fancy places tho cause of the risk when it's stalls instead a normal bathroom!
▲honestly fair, first date vibes at a casual restaurant, before you even pay the check pop into the bathroom, fuck till someone steps in then get real quiet, finish in secretive silence, and run off together without paying the check▼
more like sneak off. if my date's legs are stable enough to run after we're done then i've failed :P
▲saying you can't carry her while she leaves a dripping trail behind you?▼ ▼Lame, hit the gym▲ ▲the rest of the idea sounds sick though▼
well no i can do that but you never specify that's what you meant >:( glad we're on the same page otherwise :P
▲hah, just riling you up▼ ▲dm me if you're ever in outglut, might wanna grab dinner▼