
John ! I have been recruited by an anonymous person who wishes to be unnamed to threaten you fix your damn sleep schedule :)

whew, dodged a bullet with the name change. hehe. but yeah i hope that john gets some sleep!!!

Yep you don't need to worry! Alternative shenanigans and all that :) the other John will pay tremendously.
hi jade. you know i saw the whole conversation between you and karkat. and i have insomnia! it’s not my fault! i am trying!

rip! o7

Oooh okay why didn't you say so I have melatonin gummies if you wanna borrow some their jerky flavor :)
i.. no thank you. also jade are they dog melatonin gummies? is that why there jerky flavored..? do they have a cute little dog on the bottle?

Suit yourself then And there is a strong possibility that yes I do have dog melatonin gummies with a cute little beagle on the bottle
hehehehe cute dogs. got to love them. also another question, not trying to be rude or anything. but how does melatonin work for a half lady / half god dog work? i’m just really curious. did you have to use a lot of it?

Oh I get ones with really high dosages and then use a little bit of space powers to make them bigger as well. Took a minute to find a brand that was strong enough though -
oh ok! thats really interesting. glad you finally found something that works. i on the other hand have gotten much worse with my insomnia as of recently. getting my head to go quiet enough to actually rest had been kinda hard. don’t get me wrong being with karkat and dave have helped it some but it’s kinda like how you were when we were 13 how you would pass out at weird times? maybe this is some weird ecto genetics i still haven’t figured out.. hmmm.