Just a Jade.
@gardenedGloxinia
The last one alive, on a dead world. she/her. ((NSFW is not to be expected, but equally as sporadic))
Artists rendition of one of my nudes, the painter wished not to share identity. Do whatever it is you all do with it. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/MHTwQXC9/Screenshot-20260608-165201.png
Yes, see something you like?
Cute.
I'm messing with you, I appreciate the interest.
still burning through reserves, ugggghhhhhhh
Sounds rough.
im sorry jade.β.β.β if i could come there and hug you i would and so much more!! :( do you have the alchemy equipment to make more?β
i do but im getting more and more worried that ill run out of the materials to make the materials that im using
we can try a multiversal gristtorrent?β
im not entirely certain that something like that might work? least when dave was doing stuff like that it was contained to the timeline specifically, even if he was time-jumping around
i just dont understand me sometimes. not like, me, me. but other mes. how? how could you be so... so... ugh! ugh! i dont even think im going to be able to pretend anymore. i was having fun puppyposting and being a silly dog but that memory box thing dredged up way too much! im jade harley. youre also jade harley. sometimes youre not. but thats okay. we can be okay. we dont have to do this. we dont have to be this way. you didnt have to turn out that way at all. but you did. and i did. we did, together. and were human. mostly. we try to be, anyway. but sometimes we just need to escape from that. whether its through being a puppy, playing with our friends, or, you know, whatever. but there are things we couldnt, or really, shouldnt escape from. we could have been better, you know. but everyone thinks that. but i know that. we could have been so much better than what weve become. all of us suck. i died, youre all... the way you are. neglectful, hurtful. sure there are some that arent really offenders, but ive got my eye on you because i cant help but to notice a pattern across all the ones that have yet to prove me wrong. i dont know if we can make it right. not to yiffy (terrible name and you should be jailed, by the way). i mean, deejay seems to take it well. but even beyond them. what we did with people who should be our friends is sickening. im glad! im glad i never got grimbarked, or, or, or, you know, like. brought into a candy or meat timeline or whatever. im glad i never put my friends through the wringer. im glad i dont have a reputation for being a #nsfw womanizing sex fiend. im glad that a lot of you were able to do what you want with your life. but, i didnt get to do that with mine. you know how many times i have to hear dave make the same joke that we live in the gorillaz plastic beach house? because we do. and its a terrible bubble and i dont know why we live here. but we do! im sorry for #venting. but this #vent is important to me. its so important to me to get off of my chest. because, its kind of a flashbang. chittr, that is. to join a website and try to see what all of my other selves are up to. and then i get told and shown day in and day out how terrible we are! like! on a moral scale! i think i can forgive some of it... we didnt always have control, you know. so. like. get over it. right? i should just get over it. but it eats at me. it digests me. i spend my time being ritualistically dissolved by thoughts of jealousy. i want to make it right. i want to make everything weve done right! but, but, but i cant! i just! cant! does anyone understand how i feel about this? seeing your alternates? just waste? everything? okay. ill shut up now.
its just another thing entirely out of my control the longer im here the longer its just something ill solumnly have to live with doesnβt help that regardless of everything in *those* worlds, everything at least looks happy i never had the chance to even grasp such a thing
it feels like ive lost the ability to ever truly be βokayβ again and even that would feel like just a formality doesnβt matter if there was somehow a magical way to revive everyone, to out everything back how it was ive become used to my own company again, and i fucking hate it i never wanted to be, not after we all started the game and everything was going great there were obvious ups and downs but we triumphed all the same only for all ive wanted to be torn from my hands like a seagull stealing a sandwich or something and now, im here, not entirely alone but *her* snarkiness is the only thing that actually reminds me of who she used to be and even if i could turn back time, all strider style it still wouldnβt fix what has been done to myself i long to be the same happy go lucky girl that i used to be as much as i despise myself for not looking further into this stupid fucking thing before it killed everyone i should have done something, anything but instead i went along with everyone else and paid it no mind and now all but one is dead and the last one only occasionally feels like the girl i grew up with, the one that kept me company over chat when june and dave maybe couldnβt and to see all of these other meβs, doing god knows what with their lives id be mad if i wasnt who i am now, and currently i just canβt bring myself to care all id really want is to be any one of them i just want my friends back buts thats as much of an impossibility as everything else is nobodys gonna read all of this bullshit goddamnit, ughh might as well use the fact im awake to work on the cure again #vent #venting
WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE SCRATCH ON THIS FUCKING SITE?????
testimony: there's "more than one" of plenty of people. why not that freak
BECAUSE I CAN ONLY MENTALLY HANDLE ONE OF THAT FUCKER AND NOT 5
I AM LEGION, AND THUS ARE MY PUPPETS.
WHAT THEBFUCK ARE *YOU* DOING HERE??!?!?!!?!?!?
im so needy right now for some reason holy fuck #nsfw
unless you want to risk catching a disease that killed through the god clock id advise against it our gamzee was already dead when we won so im not sure if your clown bullshit powers would work
of course as much as im impartial about you im not trying to send you to your death
also what the hell is with my variations having some form of a dick there is nothing but straight pussy under here for me what the fuck #nsfw
i've helped people get bigger / smaller features but i haven't tried a full sex swap .....
dont warp over here by the way, least not for the foreseeable future evil ass timeline bullshit basically killed everyone
gog yeah i think i'll be staying here then
in my case, dog tiering gave me a penis but i learned how to teleport it away and have a vagina depending on what i prefer :D
intriguing so its less that space powers can do that and its more so still something you need to have gotten through dogtiering but after you get it thereβs space related methods to justβ¦ hotswapping them????
hugs so so so much... if it helps i USUALLY do not have my dick equipped!!! so were kind of similar
this is making me want to figure out a way to give myself one of these thingsβ¦
Ladies, why settle for a man with one measly bulge when you could have an abomination of a woman with over 300 tentacles? #nsfw
I think it's rather obvious that that is exactly what I am doing, so yes :)
rose either ive hit some kind of heat or im otherwise just incredibly needy right now and im unsure of how to handle it and any other way i did use to βhandle itβ i either cant find or its somewhere id rather not go
I guess I'll take pity on you just this once Jade. I hope you don't have any plans for the next few days because I don't think you'll be in any condition to fulfill them
outside of copious amounts of self pity and trying to figure out a cure ive been doing jack shit so