Just a Jade.
@gardenedGloxinia
The last one alive, on a dead world. she/her. ((NSFW is not to be expected, but equally as sporadic))
still burning through reserves, ugggghhhhhhh
I head your warning not going to offer to come and assist. Let me know if you need anything though, I have friends in low places.
im sorry jade... if i could come there and hug you i would and so much more!! :( do you have the alchemy equipment to make more?
i do but im getting more and more worried that ill run out of the materials to make the materials that im using
im not entirely certain that something like that might work? least when dave was doing stuff like that it was contained to the timeline specifically, even if he was time-jumping around
been slowly burning through my chemical reserves while attempting this cure considering im also my own test subjects for said “cures” you can imagine how well my day has been going
WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE SCRATCH ON THIS FUCKING SITE?????
testimony: there's "more than one" of plenty of people. why not that freak
BECAUSE I CAN ONLY MENTALLY HANDLE ONE OF THAT FUCKER AND NOT 5
I AM LEGION, AND THUS ARE MY PUPPETS.
WHAT THEBFUCK ARE *YOU* DOING HERE??!?!?!!?!?!?
OBSERVING MY PUPPET, PREPARING TO PLAY. NOT AS IF YOU ARE OWED ANY FORM OF EXPLANATION, GIRL.
jUst ignore them. they're not as powerfUl as they think, not on here.
im preemptively striking and politely asking you to fuck off into another ditch scratch, dont think i didnt see you following me you cueball-headed freak
Apologies, You Know How He Is, You Have My Condolences.
moving out of the timeline doesnt work either since my “immunity” to it is the only reason why im not fucking dead on top of the fact that im also carrying it!!! ugh, at the very least ive focused more on apathy otherwise id be sobbing every half-second
the main thing thats gonna motivate me to get a cure for this made outside of providing me a sense of acceptance over everyone that died is so i can get absolutely railed without worrying about killing the other person by way of a random and equally stupid fuckoff uber virus #nsfw
@abyssalBeholding rose i need you for a second
Last I recall you told me to "SHUT UUUUUUUP"- what brought on this change in attitude?
Ah. That sure is... interesting information to divulge but how exactly does this relate to me
i shouldnt need to spell out exactly what i might need if you can just peer into my head
also what the hell is with my variations having some form of a dick there is nothing but straight pussy under here for me what the fuck #nsfw
i've helped people get bigger / smaller features but i haven't tried a full sex swap .....
dont warp over here by the way, least not for the foreseeable future evil ass timeline bullshit basically killed everyone
in my case, dog tiering gave me a penis but i learned how to teleport it away and have a vagina depending on what i prefer :D
intriguing so its less that space powers can do that and its more so still something you need to have gotten through dogtiering but after you get it there’s space related methods to just… hotswapping them????
hugs so so so much... if it helps i USUALLY do not have my dick equipped!!! so were kind of similar
this is making me want to figure out a way to give myself one of these things…
im so needy right now for some reason holy fuck #nsfw
Can i say "get fuCkeD" if i mean it in a very literal way?
awrrruff i wish i could help youuuuu :( :( :(
unless you want to risk catching a disease that killed through the god clock id advise against it our gamzee was already dead when we won so im not sure if your clown bullshit powers would work
of course as much as im impartial about you im not trying to send you to your death
i just didn't know your yearning and shit had that staples on to it. BUT IF YOU EVER WANT A BROTHER'S HELP IN VIDEO FORM YOU JUST LET ME KNOW. shit sounds all kinda nasty ghost town up in that bitch.
also if anyones been seeing my posts and had the genius thought of me just using my space powers to relocate somewhere else or something genuinely fucking block me i do not CARE i owe it to everyone i loved who has died to come up with at the very least an attempt of a solution
also what’s with all the fucking horniness on here that keeps showing up on my damn feed, is there a reason for it or is it as indiscriminate as im thinking it is #suggestive #nsfw (purely due to mention)
?w? I think people just post whatever they feel like posting whenever, Regardless of how dirty it may be! OwO
PSA for all time players and other mes: do not under any fucking circumstances think about or find a way to warp over to my timeline the entirety of earth C was plagued by a sudden virus a while back and everyone (yes including my friends, save for rose) are dead i am unsure how it would affect those from outside of the timeline but i do not wish to find out again: do NOT come over here …i dont want to kill anyone else
[YOUR HORRORSCOPE]: You're going to start coughing blood in 5 days! Good luck! ;)
I don't have any problems- but you will in approximately 5 days :) Perhaps don't stick your nose into affairs that are none of your buisness and you won't get bit (or cursed)
excuse me but it IS my fucking business!!! i am jades loyal dog and it is my duty to protect her from creeps like you!!!! BARK!!!!!!!
I personally prefer being called "abomination" but "creep" works well enough I guess. Somehow I'm not surprised that Jade needs someone else to deal with HER mess. Always running from responsibility must get tiring eventually though
why the hell am i attracting so many fucking striders oh my god
theres a lot more stuff you should know about. but you seem like a whole different version of mom.
if you mean my version of you. she basically left me isolated in a lab as a fuckin dog so just know that i just learnt what the fuck is a pizza and actual food. told me i was genetically only hers and later on presented me to my other mom. rose.
NEW PINNED: a better look at me, i guess it isnt all that important anyhow (( art by my friend Snail! :] https://file.garden/ahm18N556FSwWAgv/IMG_1905.png ))
It is sincere. Though, your melancholic gaze does confound me slightly. If you would like to speak of your situation over virtual tea, I am an open ear.
…another time maybe still trying to figure something out not to mention my arms still losing its structural integrity
(( i am a homosexual also WOW I love their artstyle
snails art fucking rules, i remember being a fan of theirs before we met on discord at complete random LOL ))
@abyssalBeholding dont think i didnt see you or feel you, fucking whatever the fuck are you doing here
Can't a girl have an online presence in peace?
Your level of egocentrism is geniuenly baffling, you know? It's frankly giving me secondhand embarrassment how you think everything HAS to be about you, my dear Jade. Has it perhaps occurred to you that I was simply bored?
you still wont shut the fuck up and leave me alone about how i unknowingly got dave killed and you expect me to not think you aren’t just following me everywhere so you can torment me more over it?
I know that might be hard for you to grasp but people generally don't respond very well to having their siblings killed as a result of selfish idiocy. Also you're the one who sought me out here when we could have simply co-existed peacefully, minding our respective buisness. It ṡ̸͉̹͖͐́̀̍̍e̵̥̰̹̗̼͓̭̋e̷̡̹̳͕̗͉͓͚̖͌̈͗̎ͅms you're the one who cannot get enough of me, how curious
another dud of an experiment why doesnt anything work goddamnit i just need to keep going and going and going and going until i truly find what sticks
sorry its been a minute, connections been pretty finicky recently not that anyone really cares
i cares! i just didnt see this... i love you jade!
im not lying! i love every jade ever which means i love you so much!!! youre my human :<
im fairly certain im the most fucked over jade in all of paradox space there isn’t anything to “love” here
bark!!! i am barking at your negative self talk!!!!!!! stop being mean to my human bark bark!!!!! did you think i would stop loving you because you are sad and alone? you were alone and sad a lot back on the island, and i still loved you woof :(
been about 2000 days since it all happened and the sky is still as gray as ever
considering there is multiple iterations of myself out there and on this site, could another jade or two teleport me some scrap metal not that its urgent but my arm just needs better plating, the ones ive been trying to install onto it just keep falling off and it’s annoying me to no end
What type of binding are you using with the type of plating?
since its fully robotic, i was mainly using screws but after a ran out i had to resort to using tape
Tape doesn't tend to keep plating on well for most types of metals if I remember!
im aware of that, but its my only option ive looked all over this goddamn island and not a singular screw has turned up at all